>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

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>> ^spoco2:
Cassandra Peterson, Google Image Search... I'll say no more.

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>> ^spoco2:

Cassandra Peterson, Google Image Search... I'll say no more.

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>> ^Simple_Man:

You can't say tits on TV? What sort of world do we live in where tits can be on display, but you can't say what they are?


Let's go to the expert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrD6k8PDr1o

Jump to 1:53.

Yup. Can't say it.

>> ^Simple_Man:

You can't say tits on TV? What sort of world do we live in where tits can be on display, but you can't say what they are?


Welcome to America!

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

>> ^Djevel:
Srsly...is she an immortal?!

There Can Be Only ONE!!!


Honestly? I'd say there are two.

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>> ^Djevel:

Srsly...is she an immortal?!


There Can Be Only ONE!!!

@spoco2

Different strokes I guess, but I don't find wanda sykes attractive at all, and I personally really don't find Sarah Silverman that funny.

It's not a sex thing for me, I just don't like their styles of comedy. I hate Elvira kurt, the lesbian bit has been played to death and it's quite stale now, I don't like the women who (like the video says) think they're a minority, but there are female comedians who DO make me laugh.

I watch just for laughs regularily (Montreal comedy festival, there's many sifts of comedians doing their just for laughs set on the sift) and Most of the women that are on it are (to me) moderately attractive if nothing else, AND funny. Mary Ellen Hooper, for example. I'd provide more but there aren't a lot of videos of it on youtube.

But, who knows. Maybe I'm the weird one.

http://lyrics.wikia.com/lyrics/The_Weakerthans:Tournament_Of_Hearts

Now the lounge is full of farmers for the 7:30 draw
Teammates all left before they had to buy a round
When they pull the 50/50 and I've lost again, I'll go
Maybe have one more brown one for the snowy road

All the championship banners going yellow on the wall
Add my name when it gets closer to last call

So Elvira brings my bottle, hold it up and let it bend
Figures of two rinks battling an extra end
And I'm peeling off the label as they peel a corner guard
Dance down the sheet to the tune of "Hurry, Hurry Hard"

And my popcorn squeaks a question
Wonders why I'm not at home
Where you wait beside a silent telephone
Doodle circles within circles all alone

Have to stop myself from climbing
On the table full of empties to yell why

Why, why can't I draw right up to what I want to say?
Why can't I ever stop where I want to stay?
I slide right through the days
I'm always throwing hack weight

Right off, no never never ever ever
Right off, no never never ever never
Right off, no never never never ever
Right off, no never ever never ever

Now the senior Bonspiel winners, circa 1963
Are all staring, glaring disapprovingly
From their frame in that old photograph at me

And I know you're out there waiting
For an answer I can't give you
So tell me why

Why, why can't I draw right up to what I want to say?
Why can't I ever stop when I want to stay?
We roll right through our years, we drip right through our months
We slide right through our days, I'm always throwing hack weight

Right off, no never never ever ever
Right off, no never never ever never
Right off, no never ever never ever
Right off

2 More:
Song title: Seduce Me Tonight (Flashdance OST) - My mom thought it was: "So Juicy Tonight"
Song Title: Elvira (Oak Ridge Boys) - My sister thought it was: "I'll Fire Up"

>> ^dag:
It's similar to the thing with song lyrics - it doesn't have to make a lot of sense for your brain to accept it. - For years, I thought the chorus to the B-52s song "Roam if you Want To" was "♪♪ Roll Misty Wattoo ♪♪"

When I was 7, I decided it was time to start listening to the radio, but wasn't sure where to begin. I saw a bus drive by with an ad for 94.7 KHJ country radio (a decade before new age even existed) and tuned in. I remember listening to Eddie Rabbit's 'I Love A Rainy Night', the Oak Ridge Boy's 'Elvira' and Dolly Parton's 9 to 5. It was fun stuff. A couple years later, Michael Jackson and MTV lured me away from country and into pop and R&B.