>> ^Fletch:

Hey, it's the Minecraft trailer music!
I want to say this is no more wacky than any other religions, but my frame of reference is as a confirmed Lutheran , so it does seem a lot wackier. God needs a secret handshake and password so he knows you're cool... that's just comedy gold. I want to start seeing "Hey Mitt! What's the secret handshake?" signs at rallies.


My last day ever in a church was the day I was confirmed. My mom made me a deal that if I completed the classes and shit I could decide on my own whether to go back. I didn't believe in magic then, and I don't believe in it now. Did it for mom.


Hey @Fletch, thank you for sharing this. What I can tell you is that your church failed to teach you the most important thing, which is how to have a personal relationship with God. Rituals and classes don't make you a Christian. To be a Christian you have to be born again;

John 3:3

Jesus answered him, "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God."

This is a supernatural rebirth, a complete recreation making you into a new man. It isn't something you learn about, it is something the Holy Spirit works within you when you truly accept Jesus into your heart. A man or a church can't do this for you; that's why confirmation, and other such rituals, are completely meaningless and ultimately a stumbling block to anyone who doesn't know Christ. This is why you left the Lutheran church in the first place, because following their precepts didn't bring you to know God personally. You said it yourself; you don't believe in magic. That says it all. This is the tragedy of many who grow up in Christian homes, who turn their back on what they presume is a dead faith, because they were never taught how to have a experiential relationship with a living God.

To know God is to Him personally. You could pray: "Jesus, if you're everything the bible says you are, I will follow you". If you can't go that far, simply ask if what I've said is true. God will show you, if you sincerely want to know. You managed to pass through the Christian religion missing the entire point of why it even exists. That is, to have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe, and the lover of your soul. God bless.

Hey, it's the Minecraft trailer music!

I want to say this is no more wacky than any other religions, but my frame of reference is as a confirmed Lutheran*, so it does seem a lot wackier. God needs a secret handshake and password so he knows you're cool... that's just comedy gold. I want to start seeing "Hey Mitt! What's the secret handshake?" signs at rallies.





*My last day ever in a church was the day I was confirmed. My mom made me a deal that if I completed the classes and shit I could decide on my own whether to go back. I didn't believe in magic then, and I don't believe in it now. Did it for mom.

I lost interest half-way through season 3. First 2 seasons were comedy gold, though.

*comedy gold!

Biden is great. You can almost see him think on his feet sometimes. This is the real difference in this race. Obama/Biden actually think, and make reasoned points in debates, Romney/Ryan is all about ignoring the questions and/or opponent and hammering home the same soundbites they've practiced.

If you get tired of the video skip to the end. The high speed run at the end is pure comedy gold.

>> ^braschlosan:

>> ^kulpims:
dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Hilarious-Morbid-German-Training-Video-Keep-Watching ?

Wouldn't mine actually be the primary video, since the other is incomplete?


It doesn't work like that. First wins. That said, the other video may actually have been the longer version originally, but it was deaded and fixed once, so...

The intro doesn't make a difference to me, but I'm not going to second. This version also has subtitles and seems to be slightly better quality.


EDIT: Then again... if I had submitted this, and the video was *dooped, I'd probably just *bckup the other video with this one and *ded the original. (That would work, wouldn't it?). So, although I think it's different enough to survive, it's still basically the same video.

>> ^kulpims:

dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Hilarious-Morbid-German-Training-Video-Keep-Watching ?


Wouldn't mine actually be the primary video, since the other is incomplete?

>> ^kulpims:
dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Hilarious-Morbid-German-Training-Video-Keep-Watching ?


This one has an intro that isn't on the previous sift, otherwise they're the same - does the intro count towards this one being suitably different?

Here is a Forklift Safety video you will actually watch and laugh at http://videosift.com/video/This-forklift-safety-video-is-pure-comedy-gold

The attire reminds me of a video I just posted (yeah I'm whoring for upvotes but it is related)
http://videosift.com/video/This-forklift-safety-video-is-pure-comedy-gold

There are so many comedy gold quotes from those poor folks in there.

"...we dug out this meaty object."

"Not sure what it is, but it has a nose and eyes."

"...it has something that looks like lips..."

"a small hole that goes through to the other side."

Money shot @ 0:54

"...it is very smooth. Giving the feeling of a type of meat."

>> ^messenger:

promote>> ^ant:
>> ^messenger:
Geez. Change the title to something like, "a-brit-announcing-an-nba-game-comedy-gold" and I'll give it a promote. Bit of a waste of a point otherwise.

Thanks and done.



Thanks.

*promote>> ^ant:

>> ^messenger:
Geez. Change the title to something like, "a-brit-announcing-an-nba-game-comedy-gold" and I'll give it a promote. Bit of a waste of a point otherwise.

Thanks and done.

>> ^messenger:

Geez. Change the title to something like, "a-brit-announcing-an-nba-game-comedy-gold" and I'll give it a promote. Bit of a waste of a point otherwise.


Thanks and done.

Geez. Change the title to something like, "a-brit-announcing-an-nba-game-comedy-gold" and I'll give it a promote. Bit of a waste of a point otherwise.