So much for a warm and fuzzy roast. OK, we still have fuzzy.

If NeuralNoise’s friends think he looks like Woolverine, perhaps they think his brother looks like Chewy.

NeuralNoise seem to be quite friendly with future son-in-law, siftbot. ‘Guess putting some coins in ole sifty would make a good shaker while practicing the samba dance.

Since he did bring up the subject of amputees, it makes one wonder if making them amputees is part of the fetish? The Wolverine claw bit provokes my question.

Two of his five listed cherished possessions are hair and limbs. I would have thought some other body possessions would come before hair. Some aging guys around here might be a tad jealous of his coif.

Finally we have a roastee who actually lives in a country that includes the Amazon River, yet his list of fears does not include the Candiru. (See Roasts IX and X)

I love the joke about the Chewy and Spock guys, that's soo fucking true for everything.

>> ^youdiejoe:
Also check out this side by side comparison of the original Magnum opening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEigvdbzia8


Wait, Chewie is the black guy?

Also, btw, Rick was waaayyy cooler than Luke.

Higgins and Obi-wan are a toss up. Love both of those guys.

And I think I prefer Han's "hey baby it's my birthday" look at the end to P.I.'s, which, after careful analysis, is kinda creepy with his head cocked like that... GET AWAY FROM ME, MAGNUM!!

If there are any siblings, make them kiss each other! Classic SW

They could duel and whoever shoots first, is Han Solo!

"The jar-jar binks award for most annoying kid"!

Do you have a big dog? if you don´t, rent one and have Chewie rides.

I like the vader-choke idea, but add some invisible string.

Gungan Breath-holding contest on a bucket!

(what a fun party...)

I always wondered why LucasFilms never expanded on the 6 movies (other than that cartoon).

I would like to see a film about Fett. Or Han Solo and Chewie pre-respectable. Or even a softcore film about Princess Amidala.

If you want those kind of flavors, then those are well paired ingredients.

But as you may know, people have different palates and respond differently to certain types of food. For example, some people love the smell of vinegar, some don't. Some love chewy, springy textures in food, others don't.

So it depends on your personal taste.

I deem this *cooking

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Sure. And my parents have one right now that I love. I think that Chewie is the best dog I've ever seen. However, I realize that he indeed just that; a dog. He is not worth saving if it means killing another human. I'd be really sad to see him go, and I know that he could never be replaced. However, I do know that it is possible to get another dog and love it just as much as the past one, but it is impossible to get another child just like that.

>> ^arsenault185:
What cracks me up is that all storm troopers are clones. So how are they different heights? One of the extras didn't show for shooting that day? If so they must have stuck Peter Mayhew (Chewie) in the suit and called it good.


The storm troopers were ORIGINALLY clones, during the glorious end days of the Republic and the CLONE Wars. After that, Kamino, where the clones were created, revolted and its cloning facilities were destroyed by the Empire. The storm troopers thus became filled with incompetents from all over the galaxy.

Sheesh.

What cracks me up is that all storm troopers are clones. So how are they different heights? One of the extras didn't show for shooting that day? If so they must have stuck Peter Mayhew (Chewie) in the suit and called it good.

chewy got robbed. The fix is in. Vader used the dark force.

*rigged!

Vader used his force mojo to sway the audience. Chewie footloosed his ass off and should have won it.

Kinda funny.

But you're right, the only one I actually laughed out loud to was the Chewie one.

I slow cook my bacon and drain the fat halfway through. I like it with a little bit of chewiness.

"wait Chewy, NO!...ahh, surveillance droid...musta had a self-destruct"