Me: Must be nice to poop and not have to wipe.
Sea Cucumber: Must be nice to not poop sand.

I have a story... Back in the early 80s in PA when I was a callow, I wanted a dog. My parents and I went to a pet shelter. I found a cute small dog. We went to a tiny room with a worker and this dog. The dog decided to poop a huge long smelly solid poop on the floor. And then, I said nevermind and stuck with smaller easier managed pets like fishes, hermit crabs, etc.

I don't think Jim was prepared for the goat to poop all over his carpet at the end.

My pup was paralyzed two years ago. Now that she can walk again, this is how she poops every time.....hop-squatting. It doesn't make an easy clean-up.

I had a buddy growing up that had a cat that would do it and I'm pretty sure they didn't train it; they had another cat that didn't do it

my cat poops in the closet occasionally which is annoying

Seems like they could use a poop map like San Francisco.
watch your step.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/human-wasteland-map-plots-all-of-san-franciscos-poop

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I poop too much like daily!

Now can we talk about poop transplants?

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