Well, we don't really know why- but at least we've identified that you are all not crazy or lieing (my first assumption- naturally)

Here's a graph that Lucky put together. It represents the load on our two web servers. Something is making them spike almost hourly. We thought it might have been some scheduled processes- but that doesn't seem to be the case. We're still investigating and trying to find the problem- but the first step is admitting we have a problem. We have a problem.