I went to a story slam last week and three asshole hipsters thought they would be clever and all tell a story about women in a river. All of the stories sucked but they brought their lame-ass hipster friends along to vote for them and one of the douches won. I wish that the old man, Verne, won with his awesome story about getting in a fight with his brother when he was a kid... Stupid hipsters... *promote

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AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WANNA PUNJCH THE MONITOR!H!I!I@I!!!!!!

Hey, did you guys hear about that one time when a tree fell in the woods but there wasn't anyone around and everyone asks if it makes a sound... I was totally there for that... it was sick...

Dammit. Now I have the Doorbell song stuck in my head.

"Doorbell Song" is so May 17th.

Don't live in the past man. Now everyone's listening to "Doorbell Song".

You're all such posers for liking it now.

It's pronounced !!!