Zero Punctuation Review: Assassin's Creed

Yahtzee gets stabby with Assassin's Creed.
Kruposays...

17 votes, and no comments? Is everyone laughing too hard? Another top 15. Yippee! LOL@ the relationships reference. And the "Glaswegian style" dealie. OMFG, the eating thing... oh that was ... haaaa. Hee hee, the sun.

Maybe that's why no one can comment. You stop thinking and fall down in a fit of laughter. Another great review.

Zifnab, are you just stalking the Escapist and ready to pounce on the new releases the moment they hit?

BTW, who wants to call Yahtzee a valid rep of *British humour?

Zifnabsays...

Well I could be stalking the Escapist , I just can't get enough of these reviews so I'm always looking forward to the next one. Yahtzee really cracks me up.

I've debated about the British channel for his reviews since he's based in Australia, but he is British-born so I guess they qualify.

bovansays...

he's right on as usual.. after completing it i cannot force myself to play it anymore, due to the unskippable #¤%#"% cutscenes, %"#%" mountain i have to walk down each time, and the !"#% 1 billion miles to a city where i can cause havoc...
Atleast some sort of SAVE ME HERE NOW option after you've completed the game would have prevented me from, from now on, thinking of a cannon and the sun whenever i look at the cover...

Zonbiesays...

i think this is a great review, he points out its fun and different, and shamelessly brutalises it for its (avoidable) short comings, loved it , but myfavs are still Clive Barker's Clive Barker's : Jericho. By Clive Barker. and MoH: Airbourne LOL

Incidentally, whenever I see a game stuff with more bugs than a cockroach sandwich, I can't help but think "Pushed of the door in time for Christmas"

Twats. Looks like good fun otherwise....

therealblankmansays...

Just got around to finally playing the PC version of this game. An amazing achievement worthy of any historical Hollywood A-list film produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Ridley Scott, but like so many said historical Hollywood films they left out 2 fundamental things:

A) Any sense of narrative coherence
B) It was no fun at all.

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