That was a good one.
"alzheimer's patient on a stair lift" rofl

For some reason this one looks on track to be the lowest number of votes one of these have ever gotten.

Why? Too much like a real review?

listening to that was EXHAUSTING!

>> ^NetRunner:
For some reason this one looks on track to be the lowest number of votes one of these have ever gotten.
Why? Too much like a real review?


Yeah, not enough critism and pure vitriol!

I hate flying games so much and playing the demo just cemented the view that flying into the ground or losing height inexplicably is not fun. NOT.

>> ^NetRunner:
For some reason this one looks on track to be the lowest number of votes one of these have ever gotten.
Why? Too much like a real review?


Maybe we're all ZP'ed out.

I'm looking forward to downloading the demo this weekend, because if nothing else I have wanted a retro themed jetpack game to allow me to live The Rocketeer (or The Aventures of the Rocketeer, or just Rocketeer, depending on which release) for myself... I love that movie, I love the feel, I love the look, and I love the jetpack...

This looked to get some of that right, so I wanna play it... but it sounds like the demo will do me

Personally, I think that was one of his best damn reviews. Going from, "cleavage that could hold up a fucking Christmas tree," to, "all it's teeth fell out into my mouth and it gave me scurvy" is some of the most vivid writing I've ever heard. Suck it Hemingway.

The first time I saw one of these ZP reviews, I thought it was not very funny, and very exhausting, as JenniferBurger put it. Now I think these vids are just very very exhausting. .

Biggest thing I don't like about ZP lately is he never seems to review games I care about anymore. Why no Mass Effect 2 review? Too many toes to step on?

I love it. A ZP video can't go by without the following comments:
Going soft are we?
Never liked these.
New low for yahtzee.
Are we all sick of yahtzee yet?
Wow not many votes here, guess we're done with him.

Come on guys, spin a new record. Do you expect his reviews to get funnier and funnier and funnier into infinity whereupon he'll explode in a guitar riffing crescendo? Things don't work like that.

Last week was one of my personal favourites.

I just don't like the aggravating "HA" at the start where the E in "escapist" is erased. I always scramble to mute my sound when I see it start

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