Why do coffee and alcohol make you PEE more?

"Like long walks on the beach with a coffee in one hand, and a beer in the other? If there isn't a washroom nearby, you might want to rethink that. Find out why caffeine and alcohol affect the amount of water in your urine, and how it affects your body."
chingalerasays...

Coffee and beer are probably what has saved me from suffering the curse of kidney stones the males in my clan have dealt with all sober and following doctor's ill-informed suggestions! Oh yeah, NEWSFLASH:Salts' OK for ya, too and margarine tastes like suet and renders food inedible!!

Artificial sweeteners = Slavery
Processed Foods = Immune System Failure
Bacon and oysters, has been proven to increase libido and income (side effects may include grants from the Rockefeller foundation and freaky bitches digits!)

chingalerasays...

>> ^grinter:

So let's mix some anti-diuretic hormone stimulators in with our Red Bull and vodka (or espresso and Drambuie, depending on how dandy we are feeling).


Oh man, WHAT!?...you'd stay hammered for hours!!
Oh yeah, and yer pee only looks like Tropicana the next day if you STOP drinking coffee and alcohol!!
My pees hardly ever school bus, usually a subtle Naples yellow when not as clear as reversed-osmosissificated and carbon filtered...

SpaceOdditysays...

>> ^deathcow:

@chingalera
> Artificial sweeteners = Slavery
I need help with dat one


Not sure this is what chingy's talking about, but there are those out there that believe Aspartame (nutrasweet) erodes the fibers of your nerve endings (or something like that), which makes you dull and cattle-like for your government.

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