Not sure if funny bloke or really irritating!

I'm erring on the side of funny bloke, but he's walking a fine line there...

*comedy *learn

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Well I say if you don't like the movies don't watch em! ~(^_^~)

hey it's missing the video montage with all the wrong sounds he's talking about, ah well...

i have the same frustration with car chase sounds : tires don't make a screeching sound when rolling on dirt!!!

How about the gratuitous (repeated & identical) sounds of ricochet foley during gunplay?....."Pew-Pew-Pewoiiiiiingggg!"

Here's a great run-down on the subject of swords and their practical applications in conflict or combat ➽➽➽➽➽➽

http://www.thehaca.com/essays/nobest.htm

And it's not just pointy sticks, but boom sticks too; notice how many times pistols, shotguns and ARs are loudly and dramatically "chick-chicked"? My favourite is when they do it several times (most often with a pistol or shotgun) before firing a single shot. Nice job spreading your rounds on the floor.

Damn. Now I want a knife block that goes "SHHHINGGG!" everytime I take a knife out of it.

Hollywood movies aren't an accurate portrayal of real life? I am shocked and appalled to learn this.

Anyway, I remember being very disappointed the first time I drew a katana (THE BESTESTEST SWORD..... <jeremy_clarkson>IN THE WURLD</jeremy_clarkson>) and it didn't make a "sching" noise.

Apparently there is actually a trope for this. It's called Audible Sharpness. <- DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK.... that way lies madness.

Don't link tvtropes!!! What are you trying to do?!! suck us into the Internet forever?!

I dunno if the katana was the best sword ever, but it's certainly the coolest

Oh christ, I'm sorry.

I... I didn't know.... jesus.... the horror.... what have I done?

edit: fixed it... I hope

Oh come on. There is a type of sword called a bastard sword. Clearly that wins. For the name alone!

*talks
*british

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The Bastard sword-
Wield that longsword well and you are pretty much the bad-boy on the sword-fighting block...Last thing to be uttered from the reciving-end of one was most likely, "You BASsstard!" many a time...

This guy's channel is dangerously addictive. They're all these sub-five minute videos titled "A point about..." and I can't stop clicking on them. What about scimitars? What about the hoplite cuirass? I HAVE TO KNOW.

A good point and well made. Clearly you know your swordiness.

However, I still have an ace to play.
Sword-chucks motherfucker!

Hah! didn't see that one coming, did you?

FIERCE JUMPER

It's all because Reality Is Unrealistic.

There are two things one never expects, the Spanish Inquisition and Sword-Chucks

Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc&list=PLCA860ECD7F894424&index=27

My problem with movie guns is the "hand cannon" sound. Like in all the Dirty Harry movies. Every pistol shot seems to sound like a 50cal Barrett sniper rifle in a sewer pipe.

As cool sounding as it is wrong.

Never has a video been more fitting.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/its-the-law-asshole.html

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Sift of the week.

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