Who will hear their cries? The Affordable Care Act has already
unleashed a plague on our country: butthurt conservatives, whose
butthurt medical needs are being completely ignored.
The sound, vigorous spanking by--of all people--Justice Roberts, 30 million Americans getting coverage, and because PREEXISTING CONDITIONS ARE IN THE CONSTITUTION OR SOMETHING has resulted in a wave of redness, welts, and soreness.
Judging from symptoms displayed on Facebook, there seems to be no
balm, lotion or tincture to soothe their butthurtedness. They can't
really move--every other advanced industrial nation has universal
access to decent medical care. So that fucking sucks.http://www.stanford.edu/class/e297c/poverty_prejudice/soc_sec/health.htm
But remember, no whining! After getting all that health care LITERALLY
SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT, that will only cause chafing and irritation.