Those are some jive ass turkeys. I don't live too far from Frazee, Minnesota's giant turkey, but I've never come across this "dangerous" situation. Seems lame for cops to be scared of nature's D- student.

Who you calling chicken shit Mister "he'll chase me if I get out of my car"?

Taser the birds!

And I thought doves and robins left big presents on the hood of the car...

Well, I guess turkeys like bacon.

The cop ate that turkeys mother last Thanksgiving. He had it coming. Gobble gobble, bitches!

It's great the cop is actually trying his best to not have to hurt the turkey. I don't see him as really afraid of it... just more of he doesn't want to have to hurt it so his only option is to run back in his car.

I mean, this is old news...anti-governmental militia groups have long been selectively breeding turkeys as weapons against opression. The real question is why are they just now revealing it to the world? Many lives could have been saved if they'd released this technology sooner.

I just cracked the Turkey-vs-Cop mystery!

The common U.S. cop-car siren has a wobbling setting that can sound like a super-loud male turkey. Turkey's are very territorial (and pretty dumb), so these males are compelled to confront anything strange moving around in the vicinity of where the car 'male challenger' call was coming from.

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