I love the first line:

"Are you an active, productive member of society? Why? Seriously, WHY?"

BUY IT!

Done.

A motorized ice cream cone?....A fucking motorized ice cream cone??




That's it. I want off this ride.

Hahah, vid just kept getting better.

Hee hee - let the ice cream lick you.

Most of those inventions are for kids and old people. But that last one is just ridiculous.

The last one is actually very useful for those who want to eat chicken nuggets and drive at the same time...

Upvote for broadcasting his American Express card number over the Internets at :35

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Like, who cares what bank... I typed it out becuz he deserves it for being that stupid.

>> ^southblvd:
Most of those inventions are for kids and old people . . .


Right, lazy people.

Almost every invention ever was about making labor more efficient, increasing leisure time, or making something to do during leisure time.
Agriculture and Animal Domestication: Growing all your food at home so you don't have to wonder miles looking for food.
Plow: Beats hoeing.
Steam engine: Beats having slaves row the boat.
Bow and Arrow: Easier than chasing your prey with a spear.
Spear: Easier than beating it to death with your bare hands.
Computer: Beats doing all the airline reservations by hand.
Boat: A bit easier than swimming or walking.

^I always wondered what boats were for. Thanks for clearing that up.

I kinda like the fork. Will have to look around ... not that I am lazy, but it just seems silly enough to be endlessly entertaining.

Don't show that ice cream cone to my kids.

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