from a documentary called 'a perfect fake'

This isn't the future - I'm sending my anus movement data to random people on the internet on a daily basis.

anus twitter.

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"There are many people who like to masturbate with vacuum cleaners." really?

Reminds me of Mr. Garrison's invention

Why is it they haven't invented anything that simulates oral sex for females. Seriously, how hard can it be? Man I wish I knew how to invent stuff.

You could have some kind of suction device to place over and then you could have a flexible and soft tongue like thing that could move in all different directions and you could get a thing that you filled up with oil each time you used it, and intermittently it'd squirt it out to make things moist and obviously a control for speed. And i'd definitely try and make it so it was noiseless, i'm so fed up of getting paranoid about my neighbour downstairs...

Tell me a_c, you're relatively inexperienced in regards to this whole notion of sex-toys, aren't you?

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_{N.B. This shouldn't imply that I am obsessed with sex-toys to anyone. Knowledge is inherently a good thing. Expanding your horizons isn't anything to be ashamed of. Also, I am actually the guy in this video.}

Hahaha! Yeah my mate does sex toy parties, i've heard about most. But a couple of them were new to me! Thanks EDD. Still the point being, none of them do all of it and when they say soft and bendy etc, they mean it's not solid. Believe me when I say that they're not even close to what i'm thinking about

Bottom line, it's much more fun having a cock

After watching the clip I had to watch the whole documentary and it is the second I've seen on the subject. While I understand the need for extremely introverted and handicapped people to release their sexual frustration. I believe this sex doll buying behavior as mostly wrong. Any extended delusion that does not end at some point is wrong. Books, movies, games all end at some point and we return to reality (most of us). Even when we sexually fantasize and play with ourselves we know its not real. But when middle aged men start talking about the inanimate doll's personality and facial expressions (in the documentary), this is disturbing on an entirely new level. I don't think this will ever become a social norm, nor should it be.

So this makes you able to fuck your own ass.. that's beautiful.. no homo.

I'm not sure this man is qualified to create devices that simulate a real vagina, since he's probably never been in one himself.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'sex toy, vacuum, data, virtual sex' to 'sex toy, vacuum, data, virtual sex, wanking device' - edited by Fusionaut

I'm on your internets, fucking your datas.

What's wrong with your hand, some spit and some good ol' fashioned internet porn?

"Sex-toy party" sounds like a lonely, sad swinger party...

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Hahaha! Yeah my mate does sex toy parties, i've heard about most. But a couple of them were new to me! Thanks EDD. Still the point being, none of them do all of it and when they say soft and bendy etc, they mean it's not solid. Believe me when I say that they're not even close to what i'm thinking about
Bottom line, it's much more fun having a cock