You beat me by 7 minutes! GRRR!

>> ^blankfist:
You beat me by 7 minutes! GRRR!


Took me only 31 seconds to post it

Love the lurid commentary. He probably does the celeb gossip as well.

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Steve, in his ninja-like black turtleneck will personally hunt down each one of these villains and dispatch them with his iGlock.

*Thieves hit the store's plate glass door with a blunt object. Like pros they bring it shattering down with one strike*

There are professional glass pane breakers? Time to get me a new job!

>> ^thatguyjames:
Thieves hit the store's plate glass door with a blunt object. Like pros they bring it shattering down with one strike
There are professional glass pane breakers? Time to get me a new job!


They likely used pane killers for this job.

>> ^maatc:
>> ^thatguyjames:
Thieves hit the store's plate glass door with a blunt object. Like pros they bring it shattering down with one strike
There are professional glass pane breakers? Time to get me a new job!

They likely used pane killers for this job.


GROAN.

Wearing a mask != savvy.

Wearing a bandanna, pirate hat, and beads in both your dreads and beard = savvy.

It's Apple. The joke's on THEM.

23 Macbooks, 14 iPhones and 9 iPods?!?!?!?
that's like 50 billion dollars worth of shit man!!!

>> ^JiggaJonson:
23 Macbooks, 14 iPhones and 9 iPods?!?!?!?
that's like 50 billion dollars worth of shit man!!!


"shit" here, being the important point.

>> ^maatc:
>> ^thatguyjames:
Thieves hit the store's plate glass door with a blunt object. Like pros they bring it shattering down with one strike
There are professional glass pane breakers? Time to get me a new job!

They likely used pane killers for this job.


You must die now.

So can I buy the stolen merch online, or do I have to go find their truck they're selling them out of?

Assuming it's $2k for the laptops, $500 for the iPhones, and $250 for the iPods, that's $55,250.

Not bad for 31 seconds of work.

sweet! this means i am getting a macbook

"Criminal pros" Let's not encourage them!

I wouldn't call them "pros", it doesn't take a lot of planning to say "Hey! We can break the glass, grab everything not nailed down and lets make sure to wear masks. You take the back, I'll grab the front." etc. My question is, most of the stores I've been to with laptops and such lying around like that, the laptops and the iPhones or whatnot are all attached to the table or whatever by a locking cord etc. I haven't been to many apple stores though so perhaps its just different there.

boy are those thieves going to be pissed when they find out how over priced all that shit is.

>> ^Tymbrwulf:
Assuming it's $2k for the laptops, $500 for the iPhones, and $250 for the iPods, that's $55,250.
Not bad for 31 seconds of work.


They might have spent days or more studying the patterns of the guard, casing the store to make sure things wouldn't be chained up, and planning the escape route.

If you factor in the price of the risk load they exposed themselves to, it's only a good deal if they're career criminals. 55k / 4 people... Did they have a 20% chance of spending 2 years in jail and never being able to get a good job in the future because they have a felony breaking and entering theft and significant jail time on their record?

They need to upgrade their iGuard to the newest version, comes with iBalls.

Savvy enough to wear masks... yeah.

Maybe local news dying isn't such a bad thing.

wtf is up with the douche bag announcer.

I love how news programs find some insignificant local story like this and interject the word "exclusive" in every sentence to try to make you give a shit.

Damn, now I wanna find out where on ebay they're hocking this shit.

Actually, it's prolly just some NJ alley somewhere.

Doesn't all this crap come with iGPS and i'M here come and arrest me?

also *law

Adding video to channels (Law) - requested by EDD.

They were going to rob a Mac software store after that but...they don't really have those.

See, now if this were a P.C. store, they couldn't have done this.

I've never seen anybody able to move a desktop tower more then one at a time.

>> ^Shepppard:
See, now if this were a P.C. store, they couldn't have done this.
I've never seen anybody able to move a desktop tower more then one at a time.

They'd probably have to steal all the parts then go home and build their own computers

>> ^Deano:
Love the lurid commentary. He probably does the celeb gossip as well.



Sounds like Ed Herlihy's grandson perhaps http://www.videosift.com/video/Old-Timey-Newsreel-on-the-Suez-Crisis-and-more

i dont know why the news breaks down a step by step instruction on how to rob a store - they're almost encouraging it for more news

To bad the jokes on them, not one of them grabbed a power brick. Those things are expensive as hell! Not to mention they arn't exactly a commonly ordered item, so "investigating" any power brick replacement orders from this town could be likely.