Now that's what I call real news! Git 'er done, Dude!

it's "ladies and gentlemen," so it'd probably be "first gent." but that'd mean palin would have to be president, which means mccain would have to die, which means mccain would have to win the election. and that, my friends, would be a far greater tragedy than an irritating reporter calling him "first dude."

Whats funny is it's like they are already preparing for grand-dad to kick it...

Naturally it's critical we figure out what to call this guy. Hard hitting journalism there to be sure. I want to dislike them as candidates, but they are just so gosh darn down to earth.

dude this is *terrible *news!

Adding video to channels (News, Terrible) - requested by Zonbie.

First Redneck!

First Laddie.

he seems like a really well spoken individual...

I think you're missing something here: that's the title Alaska gave him, not Fox News.

That may be true Aemaeth... but she clearly really likes to use it, despite his saying he isn't crazy about it.

she wants his bod.

If this guy demands that people refer to him as First Dude, then the McCain / Palin campaign MUST change their position on legalizing marijuana. No fucking "Dude" is against marijuana unless he's a fucking fake.

But then, consider the alternative.

"First Horseman Of The Fucking Apocalypse" has a nice sound.... of course he would be "First Gentleman"

How about 'STOP TALKING AS IF SHE IS ALREADY IN THE DAMN WHITEHOUSE'

How about 'IGNORE HER AND SHE MIGHT GO AWAY?'

Sick of her now... very sick of her

First Dude is obviously already taken by Jeff Bridges.

So does this guy know what he wants to do when he grows up? Maybe be a great orator?

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"Dude, please call me by my first name." -Todd

As far as his oration skills, this vid was *obviously* chopped to make it sound like he has 3 words.

How about First Douchebag?

Fucking Alaskan stoners.

(@deathcow) "You ever meet the President?" "Yes." "That must have been fun." "..."

This is basically the worst interview I've ever seen... upvoted!

That was painful. Greta must have pumped up her anti-depressant prescription.

With their oft mentioned hunting and wild game prowess, it would have been fun to have Greta help butcher a moose.