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BSRNot to shine my own apple but, I once had a girlfriend that sounded like that.
antIs that why you don't have her anymore?
Not to shine my own apple but, I once had a girlfriend that sounded like that.
BSRDo you not know what I do for a living?
Death is what I do for a living.
That's why I don't have a girlfriend.
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Her: Do you love me?
Me: Someone would have to die to make me leave you.
Is that why you don't have her anymore?
antPlease stop killing people, Death.
Do you not know what I do for a living?
Death is what I do for a living.
That's why I don't have a girlfriend.
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Her: Do you love me?
Me: Someone would have to die to make me leave you.
BSRLive and love like there is no tomorrow. Or else.
Please stop killing people, Death.
antMeh. Take my life then.
Live and love like there is no tomorrow. Or else.
BSRSorry. I only take empty containers. Work your way into the hearts of those you love because that's where you go when you go.
Meh. Take my life then.
antI already did.
Sorry. I only take empty containers. Work your way into the hearts of those you love because that's where you go when you go.
BSRYou're not done while you're still alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
I already did.
00Scud00says...When the banshee chicken wails, the end is nigh.
noimsThat's funny... I once had a girlfriend that looked like that. In fact, I've probably still got her somewhere in my attic.
Not to shine my own apple but, I once had a girlfriend that sounded like that.
StukaFoxsays...Um, can I please have a nuke, too? I promise to use it responsibly.
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