"The chicken goes"

BSRsays...

Do you not know what I do for a living?

Death is what I do for a living.

That's why I don't have a girlfriend.

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Her: Do you love me?
Me: Someone would have to die to make me leave you.

antsaid:

Is that why you don't have her anymore?

antsays...

Please stop killing people, Death.

BSRsaid:

Do you not know what I do for a living?

Death is what I do for a living.

That's why I don't have a girlfriend.

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Her: Do you love me?
Me: Someone would have to die to make me leave you.

BSRsays...

Sorry. I only take empty containers. Work your way into the hearts of those you love because that's where you go when you go.

antsaid:

Meh. Take my life then.

noimssays...

That's funny... I once had a girlfriend that looked like that. In fact, I've probably still got her somewhere in my attic.

BSRsaid:

Not to shine my own apple but, I once had a girlfriend that sounded like that.

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