This video delivered; I was not disappointed.

SKEEEEEEEEEET!

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Damn sorry, was an instinct, but not really a spoiler anyway.

I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure stinging cells in Jellyfish (Nematocysts) are actually faster. Wiki says they pull 40,000G, with some reports giving figures like 5,410,000G. Amazing thing is all that acceleration is caused by osmotic pressure resulting from a release of Calcium Ions.

Here is a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zJiBc_N1Zk

I was eating when I saw this. Yay!

He's not a real hamster.

Why is he holding horse shit right next to his nose?

doesn't pistol shrimp's claw snap faster than that?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Why is he holding horse shit right next to his nose?


Horse shit isn't really that foul...dog shit is much worse.

>> ^mxxcon:

doesn't pistol shrimp's claw snap faster than that?


I think Qi discovered that the shrimp was the loudest and extremely fast...but this is faster.

I beg to differ. Horse shit can be quite foul. >> ^Yogi:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Why is he holding horse shit right next to his nose?

Horse shit isn't really that foul...dog shit is much worse.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

I beg to differ. Horse shit can be quite foul. >> ^Yogi:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
Why is he holding horse shit right next to his nose?

Horse shit isn't really that foul...dog shit is much worse.

I demand both of you provide proof!

@mxxcon:

Dog pooping

Cow shitting

Clearly, the cow shitting smells worse!

Well I was born on a farm and my family trained horses for decades soo I guess I don't find Horse shit that bad. It's better than Dog Shit though...even Stephen Fry says so.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

@mxxcon:
Dog pooping
Cow shitting
Clearly, the cow shitting smells worse!

not scientific enough. plus your 2nd video is dead

Sure those little pods can sprint, but they'd get pwned in an endurance competition.

These scientists obviously haven't seen me in the bedroom, which coincidentally also involves a 'zone of repugnance'.

Um, this was lame.

This isn't the FASTEST thing on the planet (in terms of top speed) but rather the FASTEST ACCELERATING thing on the planet.

If it had a higher top-speed, it would go farther than a few meters away from the poop from which it launched.

>> ^VaginalOintment:

Um, this was lame.
This isn't the FASTEST thing on the planet (in terms of top speed) but rather the FASTEST ACCELERATING thing on the planet.
If it had a higher top-speed, it would go farther than a few meters away from the poop from which it launched.


I agree. I also doubt that this is even the fastest accelerating thing in the world. I think they're just trying to showoff some research from a local researchers, and if you want to make a claim about the fastest accelerating thing in the world you'd need to look a little more broadly.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Why is he holding horse shit right next to his nose?


Cause he's getting paid. Why else?

This is awesome, but not what I expected. I thought it was going to be something that was born and then died - the fastest (the fastest living thang, like the kurt cobain's of the molecular world).

i was hoping it was gonna be the poop itself then show a video of a horse having explosive diarrhea at the speed of light

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Why is he holding horse shit right next to his nose?

Horse shit isn't really that foul...dog shit is much worse.


Guys, it's shit. Don't matter where it came from, it's still shit. This is like arguing which Rebecca Black song is better.

So, the key to faster than the speed of light travel is liquid propulsion?
Who knew?

nervous system is hydraulic too. it's all about fluid and membranes

try eating what grows out of the poo

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I guess horse farts go back in time.

At ease disease.