Tags for this video have been changed from 'cock, shot, infomercial, jesus cards' to 'cock, shot, infomercial, jesus cards, big dicks, little dicks' - edited by kronosposeidon

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There hasn't been a deal this good since shamwow

Where can I buy a Clam Slam™?

i want to call, but the number gets cut off in the end. is there a better embed?

I liked the CockShot so much, I bought the company!

Why would you want to use the name of Jesus in this way?

I think the kicker is the phone number at the end.

You guys are gonna love my testicles.

>> ^FederalSlave:
Why would you want to use the name of Jesus in this way?


Let's all say hi to the new guy.

>> ^cyberscythe:
I think the kicker is the phone number at the end.


you'd think so, but you'd be wrong

>> ^jimnms:
>>^FederalSlave:
Why would you want to use the name of Jesus in this way?

Let's all say hi to the new guy.


Hi new guy. Your gonna have fun here

The phone number was the best part of the commercial.

>> ^FederalSlave:
Why would you want to use the name of Jesus in this way?


I'm starting a campaign to save the new guy's comment.

UPVOTE FOR GREAT JUSTICE, GET HIM 15+!

>> ^E_Nygma:
i want to call, but the number gets cut off in the end. is there a better embed?

I counted five fucks, but the sound also got cut off so it could be more so I guess the number would be 1-800-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK + (N->0,∞) N*FUCK

That! Is! Awesome!!!

I actually have that kitchen utility thing, turns out I've been using it for all the wrong things...

>> ^FederalSlave:
Why would you want to use the name of Jesus in this way?


Don't fuck with the Jesus.

He's not gonna get that reference.