Summer blockbuster: Megashark vs. Giant Octopus!

Starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamaz. And a Megashark and a Giant Octopus.
siftbotsays...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'shark, octupus, mma, michael bay, craawww, oscarworthy' to 'shark, octupus, mma, michael bay, craawww, oscarworthy, mega shark' - edited by spoco2

spoco2says...

Since it's not blocked anymore: *nochannel

*terrible *Actionpack *Cinema *Nature


One has to ask:

How the hell do movies like this ever get made

And what happened to poor Debbie Gibson, she used to be a cute singer, she... oh... what? She posed nude... ooooooh

budzossays...

This looks fucking lame in the same way Snakes on a Plane was lame (and sort of the way Death Proof/Planet Terror are lame). B movies are enjoyable because they think they're good movies. When someone sets out to make something deliberately shlocky, well that's about as awesome as the McRib coming back... seems pretty good until you actually do consume it and then you realize you're just a marketing victim!

smoomansays...

screw you guys I'm fucking watching this shit! Who WOULDNT wanna see a retarded huge shark chomp on suspension bridges and airborne jets and have a battle royal with an equally ludicrous octopus?!?

smoomansays...

dude if that last little teaser scene with the shark leaping out of the water to snack on some 757 didnt make you shit your pants with excitement then you are one of two things: A lobotomy patient or a nerd (but like, the lame kind. Not like Val Kilmer Real Genius: wicked awesome nerd. More like Anthony Michael Hall in almost every movie he's been in.......with the possible exception of Weird Science: stupid dumbface nerd)

poolcleanersays...

>> ^spoco2:
Since it's not blocked anymore: nochannel
terrible Actionpack Cinema Nature

One has to ask:
How the hell do movies like this ever get made
And what happened to poor Debbie Gibson, she used to be a cute singer, she... oh... what? She posed nude... ooooooh


Because posing nude is a sign that the devil is working within you. When Adam and Eve ate of the fruit they knew shame. That's why God invented clothes and that, children, is why we should shun those who show us their bodies.

And, ye, through the ages God's decree destroys the mediocre careers of pop singers and actresses -- unless they're mega whores like Paris Hilton and, then, WOOHOO! God doth decree that they star in hamburger commercials and reality television shows.

Amen.

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