On my shirt...?

The lesson being taught is either women are too emotional to reason through the argument, so it's the man's responsibility to initiate damage control OR men must be subservient always because the woman's plight is more important than right. Either way, it's probably sexist.

Wait wait wait... "Say sorry, even if it isn't your fault"?

Uh no. Get a new girlfriend. Seriously.

Uh no. Get a new girlfriend. Seriously.

seriously? do you go through women like sponges? cause every single girl i've ever dated ever, is bat shit insane, and sometimes just saying sorry for something that's trivial and may not even be your fault is waaaaaaay better than spending the entire evening trying to lose your voice, or ending a relationship over cat vomit.

^blankfist, you're like, SOOOOOOO sexist.

>> ^garmachi:
Wait wait wait... "Say sorry, even if it isn't your fault"?
Uh no. Get a new girlfriend. Seriously.


I don't have a problem. I can't get even get a girlfriend.

I can't imagine Putin behaving like this towards Palin...

>> ^ant:
I don't have a problem. I can't get even get a girlfriend.


That probably stems from your confusing sentences.

Recording an endless loop of generic apologies on your mobile, leaving it on the counter in the kitchen with her and heading down to the pub for a pint or seven works as well. It'll unleash a shitstorm once you return, but you'll be pissed enough to pass out before her first insult even reaches the remaining dozen cells of your brain.

And in the morning, your hangover will completely mask the pain caused by the assortment of things she shoved up your buttocks while you were asleep.

let's face it, being sexist about getting some sex is probably ok.