"My friend has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place"

ROFLMAO

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I couldnt stand watching a 30 minute show with this guy. What an annoying delivery.

Not much for deadpan, eh? Well, even if you are irritated with the delivery, you have to admit the man comes up with some hilarious thoughts, puns, and ironies.

The image of him standing in Utah like that is comedic gold..

One of the best.

Great stuff but I didn't think the planetarium worked, didn't seem to make enough sense to be funny.

agree- too long a lead up for too little payoff, i thought.

There were a few good jokes in there but pretty much this routine was un-funny. Course, I'm no fan of steven wright anyway, so what do I know.

I had no idea there were people who aren't fans of Steven Wright! This is shocking!

random humour?... I think they're called non-sequitur actually. Steven Wright is good but I think Mitch Hedberg was funnier though.

From Wiki: Non sequiturs often appear to be disconnected or random comments, or random changes in subject, especially socially inappropriate ones.

Pwned.

Took me a while to catch on that he was the Reservoir Dogs radio guy.

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It's not his best work, but I think he may have geared it for the audience, particularly the planetarium softball bit. I was expecting him to just say, "Then we tried it outside." His typical audience would catch it pretty quickly without having it explained to them.

Or maybe he was drunk.

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