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Steven Seagal: Words of Wisdom

submitted by Laekroth

1 decade 6 years 1 month 1 week ago

10 Comments

Moving this video to Laekroth's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 3 days.

kronosposeidon

Oh, that's funny! *promote

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

dystopianfuturetoday

You can fool, but you can't be fooled again. -George W. Bush (2004)

kronosposeidon

Ya know.

Damn you! I spit my drink on everything - the screen, the keyboard, the mouse, the earphones, even my phone.

*Must... make... mental... note... to... someday... take... similar... hilariousness... revenge... on... Laekroth*

edit - sometimes I am so dumb it hurts. I wanted to see this again, and while it was loading, had another sip of my drink. Silly sclerotic me.
Although on the bright side, it only got on my shirt this time.

One of the most underrated gems I've ever seen. Instant classic.

*fail
*cinema
*asia

*doublepromote

Double-Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, August 18th, 2008 10:55am PDT - doublepromote requested by EDD.

Adding video to channels (Asia, Cinema, Fail) - requested by EDD.

Ahh, and it's also *brief.

This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared brief by EDD.

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