Fuck, I think I just bought one of these.

The word cocksucker makes me laugh.

*viral *commercial ... they say Sony about 500 times, and it and Best Buy take turns in the background.

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I can't believe they got a REAL Sony spokesman!

The Onion didn't make up a story this time!

"work, work you cocksucking piece of shit..."

Classic.

That was funny shit!

"It never ends, this shit" -- the final epitaph of the 20'th century.

This is how I feel when my sister asks for help with itunes, a piece of fucking shit I would not put on my own computer, not least because I detest Apple's overpriced shitty hardware.
Ah good, I feel better

"Motherfucking time vampire" - Brilliant!

I was rolling in hysterics after the first line delivered so beautifully by the 'news anchor'

I don't think sony is the only company making those...

Wonder how many takes *that* took to stop cracking up. I still can't believe how damn fucking straight The Onion plays these, and fucking brilliantly at that.

I can't believe I missed posting this by some 4 minutes yesterday. Although I never thought it would be THIS HIGH up in the votes. Congrats, Zifnab, you've got some serious skillz

"Fucks up everything else you hook it up to" I've definitely bought one of these

I'd watch the news if it were more like this.

I've got to disagree with you there bamdrew. While they say that no publicity is bad publicity. I think this might be the exception. After all the stupid fucking piece of shit doesn't even god damn do what it's supposed to.

Man - a few years back i had a real thing against apple so instead of the Sony equivalent of an ipod.

From the 'inventors' of the walkman - the apt named Sony "NW-HD5"

What a fucking piece of shit. Hard to use and most importantly totally reliant on "Sony Sonic Stage" software. The most buggy shit software i've ever had the sufferance to use. Try to load more than 5 songs - it crashes.

Damn you Sony! you deserve every billion dollar profit loss you are suffering.

>> ^poolcleaner:
The word cocksucker makes me laugh.


It's healthy to laugh at yourself.

Upvote for "time vampire" =)

Win.

oh my!

Wow, is anybody else seeing the banner ad for the Onion Goggle™? Holy crap, I thought it must be a joke. Nope, $20 plus s/h and you won't have to tearfully give up chopping onions!

"This sucking fucking goddamned thing..."

LMFAHS. I own an awful lot of motherfucking Sony pieces of shit in my home, but none of it has ever made me want to claw out my own eyeballs. Yet.

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Hey! I like my hillbilly shack. Fuck you Sony.

I ain't thunkified bout no lectronification no how....hidy-ho.

Sides, I is the envy of my kissin kin.....I got one of them there indoor outhouses.

This is sifting again? Maybe it is something to do with the latest upgraded iPho...uck!

Why did this suddenly re-sift?
lol