You deserved every bit of that trying to look cool and speed around in a dangerous area. Get off the gas, put your feet down and go slowly in that area, you dick. I hope you're dead.

oh wow. lol. That was indeed a huge fail. lol. Poor guy.

"Serious Empathy Fail"

An even better ending would have been the bike ending up in the water ... oh well, can't have everything I guess.

Nah fuck that. I own a motorcycle and I am ridiculously cautious and careful with it. You drive like an idiot you deserve nothing but a fiery death. It's a machine practically designed to kill you, you either respect that or you look like a tool and donate your organs.

At least he made it into the fail boat.

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Don't worry he has medical supplies in his pannier bags! It's too bad that the one that has the supplies is now on top of the dock

He did a pretty good job bailing.

"Serious Empathy Fail" x2

Why do I have to be empathetic when I have BEEN in the same situation and have acted differently, therefore producing a positive result. Just whinging that I'm not empathetic doesn't make any sense, so shut up you dumb motherfucker.

You should probably calm the fuck down.

Hold on I'm having a pissing contest over here.

I didn't think he was going that fast, tbh, but I admit know bugger all about motorcyle riding.

No, he seriously wasn't going very fast at all, what he looks like he was doing was circling around one of those stump thingies for some stupid reason rather than staying on the path

That's an official stunt move called the Bugs Bunny. A quick flick of the handlebars and "WHAT'S UP, DOC?"

Looks like he was actually trying to avoid the trashcans. They're in the path. He attempted to avoid them by going light speed, from what I'm gathering.

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He was actually contemplating whether his mid-life crisis should have manifested in a stereotypical large road bike or an equally stereotypical yacht.

He subsequently discovered the answer was 'neither'.

Otherwise, he wasn't going too fast, he was riding on the wrong side of the barriers. I also own a motorbike, which apparently gives me all kinds of licence to say unkind things about strangers on the internet.

Aww, I didn't realise.

I don't own a motorbike, but I do have a chainsaw and a mountain bike which could be combined into some kind of powered two wheeled transport. Can I still say mean things on the web?

According to the yt comments, he is a professional rider, it was a magazine review for the bike, and the photographer asked him to ride on the wrong side for a clear shot... and he momentarily forgot about the panniers and splat.

The vid description doesn't appear terribly sympathetic, either.

@kymbos this addresses your point too, yes he was on the wrong side.

Off the train, riding where he shouldn't have been = accident.
No brainer really.

I'm on a boat!

...with a Jason Bourne boarding pass...

Only "really" serious if you didn't just happen to land on your own boat.

Why was he being videod? Maybe trying to catch the guy who keeps dropping motorcycles on the neighbor's boat?

It must be embarrassing if a video of you doing something stupid/unfortunate becomes popular on the internet. But the slo-mo is just piling on.

Yeah because he was really pounding on that gas peddle, wasn't he? He was going like 3 miles an hour. Rethink your definition of "speed around". Lol.

Yeessh, somebody's off their meds...

Hope you never get a job that requires you to actually interact with live human beings.

I agree with Yogi. "This is why we can't have nice things"