You can also check out sites such as this one :

www.airtimetable.com

for the different seat layouts of airplanes and see where the happy seats are.

I usually ask for the emergency exit seats when I fly -- most of the time, this gives you all the leg-room you need.

Don't fly AA would be a better advice.

It's gotten to the point where I dread flying as much as I dread a trip to the dentist.

Between the testy TSA boneheads and being packed into a sardine can with a bunch of nervous people, the whole experience is one best avoided if possible.

I like trains, there ought to be more of those. You can get a sleeping *room* with a couch, a recliner a private bathroom with shower for about $300 if you plan ahead (2 people).

Frankly, I'd take the train even if it takes 12 hours longer. I'll be asleep or lounging around naked with my girlfriend reading the paper or playing computer game.

which happy seats come standard with inflight blowjob?

The extra legroom bulkhead, emergency exit, and this guy's "secret" seats, you get almost universally charged extra now. "Premium Seating".

>> ^Octopussy:
Don't fly AA would be a better advice.


Amen brother, A-M-E-N.

If I never had to fly again that would be fine with me.

I find United to be worse, but they all suck to some degree. I've had the best experiences with Southwest.

There is something about publishing any video on a massive network, allowing people all over the world to disseminate information and interact with each other, with the underlying theme of "secret" that does not quite seem logical to me...

LOL at the guy peeking around the pillar right at the end. "He knows the secret. We must now engage in mortal seat-cushion combat at the arena of secret coach, 68k..."

*Cue Amok Time fight scene music mid-flight during a turbulent thunderstorm*

After all this is known, probably the only REAL secret seat.

Also a *viral ad for buddy's website.

Adding video to channels (Viral) - requested by Krupo.

*wings

Adding video to channels (Wings) - requested by kulpims.