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Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

submitted by Zifnab

1 decade 6 years 4 months 3 weeks ago

11 Comments

The title should say 2010 instead of 2013.

Not according to The Onion... Suppply will be running very low by 2010, but not fully depleted yet

>> ^Krupo:
The title should say 2010 instead of 2013.

While the Miley jokes were mildly amusing, this gets the upvote for the final comment about Etchisketchistan. Oh and for the Crawl!

"Oral-B recalls combination toothbrush and razor following string of horrific injuries"

"Report: US Metabolism falls to 5 year low"

"New York Police Department reports supervillain who fell from building into river certainly dead"

"Sports Update: Michael Pelfrey throws 1000mph pitch thanks to performance enhancing typo"

"News from Montana: Newly discovered cluster of dinosaur bones suggest existence of a 200-million-year-old natural history museum"

" 'The idea of Portland' tops Time Magazine's list of "America's best cities" "

" McDonalds adds employee benefits to dollar menu"

"Plans for invasion of Iran canceled after Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accidentally CC'ed on Pentagon E-mail"

"News from Uganda: Last Remaining Mountain Gorilla just wants to be left alone"

"Crayola Crayon Factory named nation's most miserable place to work"

Love the Onion...

kronosposeidon

Oh no! Isn't Etchisketchistan where Farhad is from?

Nice double entendre using the word "drilling"...

I don't find making human beings into metaphors for global non-renewable resource depletion at all funny.

She's obviously renewable. Pfft.

bwahahaharoflmaoohstopstop
and look how kyoot and innocent and fresh she looks at... OMG 12 YEARS OLD?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n71Ph5lm16w

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