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00Scud00says...And this is why you don't let pre-ejaculators run the fireworks show.
probiesays...That's probably the closest you'll ever get to an explosion that big and still be safe. That's pretty nuts.
Yogisays...When you see the flash duck and cover. While you're waiting for the apocalypse to set in why not light up a Lucky Strike! Remember that Lucky Strike means fine tobacco!
notarobotsays...Firework engineer one: "You screwed everything up! You made the fireworks display worse!"
Firework engineer two: "Worse? Or Better?"
Gutspillersays...>> ^00Scud00:
And this is why you don't let pre-ejaculators run the fireworks show.
You have some firework on your face.
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