Rush Limbaugh - Computer Tard

Rush Limbaugh posits a democratic conspiracy because he doesn't know how to use a goddam pdf file...
dagsays...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

It could be unsearchable if the document was saved as a Tiff or or other image file first before converting to a PDF. This happens sometimes with government documents where they want to redact certain portions for security reasons, and don't want any vestiges of the actual text left behind in the source or otherwise.

budzossays...

Is anyone else the only computer expert in their immediate circle of family and friends? It's getting to the point it's interering with my life... every single day starts with a checklist of shit I have to help people with... I'm going to have to nip it in the bud.

solecistsays...

>> ^dag:
It could be unsearchable if the document was saved as a Tiff or or other image file first before converting to a PDF. This happens sometimes with government documents where they want to redact certain portions for security reasons, and don't want any vestiges of the actual text left behind in the source or otherwise.


true enough, but limbaugh's quote implies that all PDF files cannot be searched.

videosiftbannedmesays...

>> ^dag:
It could be unsearchable if the document was saved as a Tiff or or other image file first before converting to a PDF. This happens sometimes with government documents where they want to redact certain portions for security reasons, and don't want any vestiges of the actual text left behind in the source or otherwise.


Dag, while we appreciate the lengths you went to in explaining this, he can't even find the "Search" button at the top of the screen. I think you have to get the basic operation of the program down before any attempt is made at teaching more advanced concepts.

chilaxesays...

Can anyone check whether the PDF file in question is searchable or not? If it's the type of PDF that isn't searchable, then Limbaugh is making a good point (albeit clumsily), and Olberman is wrong.

Darkhandsays...

The sad thing is that this probably makes him more popular. "Well screw it anyway, who knows how to use computers! Why don't they just make the documents available the good ol' fashion way!" - Rush Supporters

BicycleRepairMansays...

>> ^chilaxe:
Can anyone check whether the PDF file in question is searchable or not? If it's the type of PDF that isn't searchable, then Limbaugh is making a good point (albeit clumsily), and Olberman is wrong.


I believe the .pdf being referred to is the "Stimulus bill" which can be found at http://readthestimulus.org/ where not only is the .pdf searchable, but they even have a .TXT version: http://readthestimulus.org/hr1_text.txt

gwiz665says...

I think that Olbermann loses more viewers when he does his annoying voice every time he quotes anyone.

That doesn't change the fact that Rush Limbaugh is a fool. Bea, I hope you don't take after him.

Kruposays...

"What does the on switch do?" nice.

>> ^chilaxe:
Can anyone check whether the PDF file in question is searchable or not? If it's the type of PDF that isn't searchable, then Limbaugh is making a good point (albeit clumsily), and Olberman is wrong.


Well, only if security is enabled *AND* you're too lazy to print it out (sorry, *geek is ON) - otherwise, anyone with Adobe Professional can run OCR on that sick puppy.

Even in the unlikely case of MAX security on, you could print it out, then manually scan and OCR it. That is assuming printing isn't locked down too... in which case the truly nerdy could screengrab each individual page, and then print if they REALLY needed to... though at this point, the whole file should probably be password protected before anyone can open it for the ULTRA paranoid.

I spend WAY too much time with PDFs in my day job.

I think I'l turn this comment in to a lazy blog post.

HollywoodBobsays...

>> ^Payback:
If Limbaugh were to "ask a six year old in (his) neighborhood" anything, I bet it wouldn't be about computers.


I just had the image of Rushy sneaking up behind a child eating an ice cream cone, snatching up the cone and pushing the child to the ground, then running his ever increasing bulk down the sidewalk, yelling "Vote Republican!".

Thanks that made my day.

14666says...

Now my question is.... had they released this, say as a fax, to all news outlets, would he be happier reading through the paper document? I forget, what's the key combination to do a keyword search on a stack of papers? Forgive me Rush if I'm just retarded and can't find that quick search option. Those bastards keeping me from my insanely quick keyword searches on stacks of printed documents.

siftbotsays...

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