LOL

I'll tell you what else ends up in your teeth!

HAHAHA. Lmao

She can thread my corn any day of the week!

She hates to do it and always delegates it to her husband. We've all been there, am I right people?

Her expression during the beginning of the slo-mo really made this clip.

OMG! That's hilarious...I think Mr Garrison would put the rubber band around his teeth...

I bet that'd work better with astroglide.

I'm impressed by how she grasped the base properly.

I bet this will make her husband a happy man.




You know what I mean, by not having to remove the silk from the corn, get your mind out of the gutter people!

I think I just creamed my corn.

Where's the EVOO?

> She can thread my corn any day of the week!

Just $40/day

Is it sad that I'm just upvoting this for the actual cooking tip?

So now we can add "threading my corn" to the list of other euphemisms for masturbation.

she's one of my favourite milfs. if i ever met her i'd give her a big hug.

Some corn come with their own butter..

I would love to constantly digest her vaginal fluid.

lol

Oh man, was it really necessary to bang their dicks together at the end like that?

NEVER CROSS SWORDS!!!

I'd be her rubber band any day!

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Whoa...wait...

Xax wins comment of the year

Corn.

Is that what corn husking means?

they crossed swords

Oh my... you guys need to get out and get laid... LoL

Awww... *dead

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Dangit, that's annoying. Someone?

Edit: Nevermind, it's working again.

*dead

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