Wait, so they can't swim, but they can float...what is the difference!

Like all the things that can float but not swim, oil, boats, life jackets, haha

I miss Qi tell it to come back.

As usual, don't believe anything you hear on QI.

Hippos have 36 teeth. [http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/wildkingdom/rumble/talk/talk.html]

Also, for more detail on "swimming": http://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/do-hippos-swim/

Here is a great picture of hippo teeth. Very alien looking.

http://www.travelphoto.net/a-photo-a-day/wordpress/2007/06/20/take-it-from-the-hippos-mouth/

I think this is the first time QI didn't make me laugh at all.

Last time I pushed a hippo into a pool, she sued me.

Ba-dum-bump.

F.E.A.R. 2 quote

"Have you ever seen a hippopotamus fight? They start crapping and wagging their tails really fast and shit just flies everywhere! It's fucking insane!"

-Snake Fist

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Wait, so they can't swim, but they can float...what is the difference!


Shit floats but it can't swim. Same thing with hippos. Like a turd in the punch bowl.

>> ^AdrianBlack:

I think this is the first time QI didn't make me laugh at all.


Having that dullard with the dreads doesn't help... I don't understand why he was ever invited onto that show.

>> ^Xax:

>> ^AdrianBlack:
I think this is the first time QI didn't make me laugh at all.

Having that dullard with the dreads doesn't help... I don't understand why he was ever invited onto that show.


Ahhh Ross Noble and his psychedelic comedy, it's really not for everyone including me

Ok, well maybe not a fight...but. Ew.
>> ^skinnydaddy1:

F.E.A.R. 2 quote
"Have you ever seen a hippopotamus fight? They start crapping and wagging their tails really fast and shit just flies everywhere! It's fucking insane!"
-Snake Fist