That jab at NBC....oh dear......rofl

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The jab at Ted Cruz re:Marx Brothers is hilarious.

No improvement over the last guy. But it's good that he got to take a break from his real passion, which is golf.

cool story bro

"I admire [CNN's] commitment to cover all sides of the story... just in case one of them happens to be accurate."
Great line.

Anyone know what the magazine cover joke looked like?

Surprisingly google isn't very productive and even worse all the "mirrored" news stories don't have anything on it. Best I did was pause it at 2:28, its a mock magazine "Senior Leisure" which looks like it portrays him as overly skinny and old, possibly playing golf in Florida.

Man, some of those hit the mark so hard it made the public squirm (e.g. the book-burning with Michelle Bachmann, and the Gallop wallop).

Fuck this guy

Totally agree. Fuck ChairmanDrew.

and fuck you too, baby killer apologist. May you burn in the fury of a thousand drone strikes. Scumbag.

Hahaha! I usually prefer to be addressed as Sir or Mr. p'kitty, but baby killer apologist scumbag has a certain ring to it. You have my blessing to continue addressing me as such, as well as wishing me dead.

You know that screaming obscenities on comment boards and hoping random people die doesn't get anything useful done, right? I feel sorry for your keyboard. And anyone who knows you.

You are the one who decided to make it personal, as oppose to directed at the figurehead of a murderous regime.

As far as screaming, my caps lock is very rarely in use.

This isn't personal. We're two anonymous users on a publicly accessible web forum.