Yeah... I so need to get out of this crazy town... At least he has passion though.

Best. Speech. Ever!

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"And if I don't win, you'll find me living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Christ, could you imagine if that guy got voted in and was suddenly your boss?

You'll notice too that just like any politician, he managed to make an entire speech full of rantings and not actually say one specific thing that he was planning on doing. At least basilmarceux.com listed some things he wanted to accomplish.

and A MASTER'S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION.

Classic.

LOUD NOISES

He would be great at halftime speeches.

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>> ^KnivesOut:

and A MASTER'S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION.
Classic.


Meme it. Meme it now goddamnit!

*cries hysterically*

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ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE QUOTES OF ALL TIME.. "IN. THE. MIDDLE. OF. OPPORTUNITY..!!!"

Strange, thats one of my favourites too.

Oooooh yeah, I'm gonna stomp on you HULK HOGAN. Once you enter the STEEL CAGE THE LAWS OF NATURE NO LONGER APPLY.

Nominate this man for candidate! It would be the Howard Dean scream stretched across 8 straight weeks.

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This is so hilarious

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Another graduate from the Dwight Schrute school of public speaking.

So THIS is what QM sounds like in real life

Why do I think this guy has over thirty-four shotguns in the trunk of his American-made car?

I love the deafening silence as everyone comes to terms with the fact that they are witnessing an early key speech by a vice-presidential candidate under Sarah Palin's 2012 ticket.

He's apparently the WWE's candidate.

May his passion live on.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

It's the Steve Ballmer gene.

Good lord.

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! OH YEAH!

Oh gosh, it gets better and better. The MASTERS DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION bit made me lose it.

He sounds just like Matt Foley at times.

Infestation!

Hey frightening Republicans and Tea Party-ers,... doing a great job! keep it up!

"In terms of my background, I suffer from voice immodulation. I'm unable to control the pitch or volume of my voice. Also known as Van Horton's Syndrome, VI is a recognized psycho-medical condition which you may have read about in Newsweek or Crack Magazine. Numerous prominent Americans suffer from this debilitating disease, including the guy who played Rodge on "What's Happening" and tennis great Pete Sampras."

>> ^qualm:

It's the Steve Ballmer gene.


DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
I LOVE THIS COUNTY!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is it just me or does this guy sound a lot like bill murray?

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This is, for some reason, one of my favourite videos on the sift. I've come back to it time and again, never remebering the title and having to find it the old-fashioned way.