It's funny that it's called stand-up and the first thing he does is sit down.

part 1 was decent, but part 2 is priceless.

Ahh, I can't handle the fact that he opens by saying that the woman should be doing these things in the bedroom for her man, everything he wants, that it's what she's supposed to do.

It's degrading and misogynistic, and I just don't find it funny.

'Dirty' standup is fine, but that which just degrades others is not funny at all to me.

^ you are exactly why it's funny.

^ Um yeah... that makes a whole lot of sense... great, erm... comment there.

dead_tofu, you are my new hero. This is great. I don't care what Buzzkill Spoco2 says, this shit is hilarious!

I'm "Spider-Maning" my girlfriend tonight!

I thought the second bit was really lame after the bit with "get out of here air, my dick needs room." He's not telling jokes, he's reciting a blog post from early 2000.

*dead

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I don't think I've ever said 'omg' so often in a 6 minute span.
Sacrilicious.