Today during lunch I was quite hungry. I decided to call a local deli and order a sandwich. When the guy on the phone asked what I wanted on the sandwich, I might've gone a little overboard with the toppings. I also think I caused a sonic boom with my ferocious rap skills
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HELLO MY FRIEND. HOW YA DOIN?
I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ONE SANDWICH.
NO I WILL NOT REPEAT THIS ORDER.
SO LISTEN QUICK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THIS.
I’M HUNGRY. I WANT A SANDWICH!
I GOT A LONG LIST OF INGREDIENTS
I GOTTA WARN YOU THOUGH I TALK KINDA FAST
SO WRITE THIS DOWN YOU’RE GONNA NEED A PEN
I WANT A SANDWICH. WITH CHICKEN.
SHH. I’M NOT FINISHED PLEASE LISTEN
START WITH A PIECE OF SOUR DOUGH BREAD
PUT SOME LETTUCE AND TOMATOES AND SOME MUSTARD ON IT
PUT SOME AVOCADO MAYO AND A LITLE JALAPENO
A LOT OF VINEGAR AND OIL AND SOME ONIONS ON IT
CAPICOLLO, HAM, BOLOGNE, BRISKET AND FILET MIGNON
BUTTER PICKLES, CUCUMBERS, FALAFEL AND SOME GREY POUPON
WHITE FISH, RED FISH, SNAPPER AND TROUT
SALT AND PEPPER, CELERY, CARROTS AND RADISH AND SPROUTS
GOAT CHEESE, FETA CHEESE, SPINACH AND ARUGULA
ADD A LITTLE SALMON, SWEET POTATO AND SOME TUNA BRUH
PURPLE PICKLES PEPPERCINI POMEGRANATE PESTO
PARMESAN AND PEPPERCORN AND PINK PASTRAMI PRESTO!
50,000 POUNDS OF TURKEY BREAST
100,000 POUNDS OF ROAST BEEF
THE MONA LISA AND THE CONSTITUTION AND A
AND A $90 BILLION GOLD LEAF
MOZARRELLA GOUDA CHEDDAR PEPPER JACK AND PROVOLONE
ALSO ADD SOME SNICKERS BUTTERFINGERS AND A TOBLERONE
PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, APPLEBACON AND PROSCIUTTO
AND A HELPING OF NUTELLA THAT’S THE SIZE OF FUCKING PLUTO
HUMMUS TABOULI GYRO AND PARSLEY
A 1963 GTO FERRARI
AND A FAT 57 INCH LONG JOINT.
THAT WAS PERSONALLY HAND ROLLED BY BOB MARLEY
BLUEBERRIES AND BLACKBERRIES AND STRAWBERRIES AND BLACK CHERRIES
AND BOISENBERRIES AND CRANBERRIES MIXED IN A GOOEY TART
THROW SOME KRYPTONITE, ADD THE HOPE DIAMOND, AND ADD THE TITANIC
AND VLADIMIR PUTIN’S HEART
KING CRAB, SNOW CRAB,
BLUE CRAB, STONE CRAB
SPIDER CRAB, GHOST CRAB
PORK RIBS A WHOLE SLAB
ADD SMOKED HAM IN A PILE
AND A DOUBLE DOUBLE IN AND OUT BURGER
MAKE IT ANIMAL SMILE
ADD A CLOVE OF GARLIC AND SOME BUFFALO CHICKEN
SOME LEMON PEPPER AND SRIRACHA NOW MY STOMACH IS KICKIN
SOME HONEY MUSTARD AND RED PEPPER AND SOME OLIVES AND HAVARTI
AND YOU BET I’LL WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A BOTTLE OF BACARDI
I’M EXCITED FOR THIS SANDWICH ITLL BE SO DANG DELICIOUS
SO DELIVER IT RIGHT TO MY HOUSE IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES
GARNISH IT WITH KANYE WEST’S MEDICATION
DON’T WORRY. HE WONT MIND. HE DOESN’T TAKE IT.
ADD A LITTLE BBQ CHICKEN THAT’S ROASTED.
THROW ON ANOTHER PIECE OF SOURDOUGH AND TOAST IT
ADD A HIT OF DMT, SO I CAN EAT IT ON A MAGIC SHIP
AND DON’T FORGET MY BAG OF CHIPS.
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT ORDER BACK TO ME PLEASE?