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I totally want a TV hat. I'll never have to speak to anyone again. It would be nice though if it had a food pouch that hung down- so I don't have to use my hands to eat.

Teevee Hat would be the perfect companion present for my Snuggie!

I simply HAD to find out if this is real, and it is: https://www.trytvhat.com/flare/next?etag=asotv
Can I wear it over my asshat?

>> ^notarobot:

Teevee Hat would be the perfect companion present for my Snuggie!


Toilet Hose Pants and Food Bag Mask. No shame in being practical.

100 years from now they'll be learning in history class about how this device was the final nail in the coffin of American civilization. "... After that the population got so fat and so lazy that they no longer cared about anything except eating and sitting around with their TV hats, and soon the countryside was completely transformed into the lifeless desert we know today."

There's something to admire about this. It isn't that much different to what you're doing when plugging in earphones and blocking off environmental noise - it just makes you look completely and utterly bonkers.

I could fap...ANYWHERE!

but, but... I can buy it in camo!

Would go perfectly with this:

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