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Darkhandsays..."Things Pitbulls Do"
New Meme (You're Welcome)
Franskysays...It's a Boxer
00Scud00says...You think there's screaming now? Wait till Max barfs Jimmy up onto the living room carpet later.
TheFreaksays...Yes. You can tell because it's trying to eat everything in sight.
And probably farting excessively.
The two distinguishing traits of a Boxer.
It's a Boxer
poolcleanersays...This is better than releasing the rabbit to the clutches of hawks because it's the dog you loved eating the frog you're learning to love. And thus the ultimate in life lessons: Learning to tolerate people that you love which cause you pain.
When he has a child that destroys his beloved card/toy collection, he'll remember his dog eating the frog and finally be able to forgive good ol Jimmy.
OR --
He'll murder his child in that moment, because of the stored up hatred over all those years. And people will say "He was such a nice man, we would have never known..."
But Jimmy knows. Jimmy laughs from the grave!
Damn you Jimmy!
YOU MADE ME KILL MY SON.
TheFreaksays...And somehow he knew...in an instant flash forward, he saw the next 20 years of his life and the horrible truth that was to come...and in agony he cried out in his moment of realization..."Oh god Jimmy, No!!!"
But Jimmy did. The die is cast. The gears turn.
This is better than releasing the rabbit to the clutches of hawks because it's the dog you loved eating the frog you're learning to love. And thus the ultimate in life lessons: Learning to tolerate people that you love which cause you pain.
When he has a child that destroys his beloved card/toy collection, he'll remember his dog eating the frog and finally be able to forgive good ol Jimmy.
OR --
He'll murder his child in that moment, because of the stored up hatred over all those years. And people will say "He was such a nice man, we would have never known..."
But Jimmy knows. Jimmy laughs from the grave!
Damn you Jimmy!
YOU MADE ME KILL MY SON.
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