Aww. That's just so sad.
Pity upvote.

Last time I park there.

What a jerk!

Er, I was talking about the guy who came down to bust him.

What a wanker!
At least the guy who went down dealt with the matter in hand.

In these economic tough times, it seems he just could not justify the obligatory hooker...

Dude I feel embarrassed for this guy. Poor dude, how do you face your coworkers after that incident?

Who jerks off in a car?

Just who?

Why did he have the sun roof open???

I can only imagine whats going on in his personal life to warrant this. Poor guy.

Sometimes the need just takes you I suppose!

Upvote for the comedy reveal.

Oh man, that's cold as hell! But seriously, that guy was totally asking for it. There's no bathroom stall available anywhere?

When he got home he told his wife that a jerk made him loose his parking spot.

I'm starting to wonder if this is a viral video for that site at the beginning.

I was waiting for the water balloon to be thrown.

>> ^blankfist:
I'm starting to wonder if this is a viral video for that site at the beginning.


I doubt that. Have you been to the site?

>> ^Throbbin:
Who jerks off in a car?
Just who?


It was prolly a rental

you guys have got it all wrong. that car's a manual transmission; he was just trying really really hard to get the damn thing into first gear.

>> ^blankfist:
I'm starting to wonder if this is a viral video for that site at the beginning.



Now I'm suspicious.

Photoshopped

A guy I knew in the army said that he would regularly have a j/o to pass the time during a long highway drive. He was kind of a hick. I remember asking him where he'd blow his load but I forget what he said.

Now that I think, he told me he once j/o'd when I was sleeping in the same hotel room as him while on R&R... same bed, actually. At least it was a king size

>> ^calvados:
Now that I think, he told me he once j/o'd when I was sleeping in the same hotel room as him while on R&R... same bed, actually. At least it was a king size


Didn't you notice the extra crusty eye-buggers the next morning?

^calvados:>
Now that I think, he told me he once j/o'd when I was sleeping in the same hotel room as him while on R&R... same bed, actually. At least it was a king size


Don't ask, don't tell, don't notice the bed shaking all over the fucking place.

Dude's just finding the Force within him. I think Yoda said it best, "You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between your legs in a car."

"...with a sun roof."

That's worse than a Craigslist sting!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'wank, jerk, busted' to 'wank, jerk, busted, sun roof, masturbation' - edited by EDD