Lol, Where do you find this stuff? Would this be * news and * eia?

I questioned eia, didn't think of news! Thanks dragon

I really don't want to upvote this, but I feel compelled to. My friend Theo used this story as placeholder text for a layout project in college. Not only did the teacher not mind, but she was the one who had originally shown the class the article. For several months we would yell "Armageddon!" when a plan went wrong.

On a side note, when did 'corpse' become a verb?

I dunno, slang maybe you're not the first person to say that to me, title change is in order

I remember when this happened, a guy brought it into class in the late 80's / mid-90's or so, and we read it in the actual paper. I have told numerous people about it ever since because it's such a funny story, but I was never able to find it again. Glad someone dug up something even better!

Corpse has been a verb for a long time. At least as long as people have been causing other people to laugh when they're trying to be serious.

LEMINGWINKS!

here's the Snopes bit ..about halfway down:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

something new for the mythbusters?

Man I have been looking for this for years. I heard it back in the mid 90's and lost it.

Aaah, I am in your debt!

^ That's what I like to hear

Poor Gerbil.

*armageddon

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>> ^grinter:
here's the Snopes bit ..about halfway down:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

That means it's *lies, all lies!

Very funny though

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Eh i don't even believe snopes half the time, just a tool to get you to log on. People believe anything, i'm gonna stick to believing this is true for amusement purposes

That's actually not felching.

Actual felching is really much more gross, if you can believe it. I can't bring myself to write what it actually is. Oh, I just checked. Wiki it yourself.

Yeah I think most of us know what the "real felching" is lovey

But google it rather than wiki it and see what happens

the audio is ancient (think i first heard it 6/8/10 years ago, but the pictures are a nice addition and it is hilarious. truth cant get in the way of humour

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I actually wrote this story in Chicago back in the early 80s

It was written in an hour. Someone (VP of a media buying service in Chicago) had left an offensive but lame story about a gerbil (no tube, no names, no flames, one person) on my desk in an attempt to irritate. I took that and rewrote to the perverse, offensive wonder above. Only difference between that and my original was the name of the Gerbil.
From when I wrote it in the 80s and placed it on his desk in reply he had to have shared it quite a bit.