*military awesome.

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2 hours and 21 mins too late.

see them side by side:

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FASY6DXwRSo0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DR7yfISlGLNU

This is weird are they really filming this while out to sea? I wonder how they got permission...

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>> ^Thumper:
This is weird are they really filming this while out to sea? I wonder how they got permission...


They're commissioned officers that probably live on the USS John Paul Jones, so they most likely just grabbed their DV camera and shot it. If they were enlisted servicemen, then they'd most likely have to do this on the downlow, but since they're officers the world is their oyster, baby.

The shots from the helo show some coordination; its a safe bet the captain knew about it. Surface Warfare Officers (the guys that run the ship) aren't known for their sense of humor, so it's cool to see this.

According to their uniforms, they are a lieutenant junior grade (O-2) and ensign (O-1). I imagine those are their actual ranks because they're consistent across their different uniforms. Their left out friend is an O-2.

Here's the ship:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_John_Paul_Jones_(DDG-53)
Wikipedia says the ships can carry an SH-60 Sea Hawk, which does indeed match the video.

The ship has a crew of 33 commissioned officers, 38 Chief Petty Officers, and 210 enlisted personnel. So this video is produced by about 1/8th of the ship's officers (assuming that John Paul Jones is an officer, as well).

I've also fucked a mermaid, so I have to upvote.

Mermaids are fish with clown masks on right?

I'm amused that they had that admiral's costume and inflatable dolphin on board.

but...but...mermaids don't have...you know...cause its a big scaly fin thing?...instead of a...

Technically......they're on a "ship".

>> ^supersaiyan93:
Technically......they're on a "ship".


Yeah, they need to be on a submarine to match the lyrics.

>> ^Bananular:
but...but...mermaids don't have...you know...cause its a big scaly fin thing?...instead of a...


The Starbucks one does! Although it's actually a Siren. See here for further mermaid humping information.

Where's a goddamn Exocet when you need one?

>> ^supersaiyan93:
Technically......they're on a "ship".


Technically, so was the original video. "Never Say Never", the yacht, could be argued to be a ship.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
Yeah, they need to be on a submarine to match the lyrics.

Nah, 'cause then they'd be on das boot.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
>> ^supersaiyan93:
Technically......they're on a "ship".

Yeah, they need to be on a submarine to match the lyrics.


Be honest. Do you know that from the Navy or from Q.I.?

Shouldn't they be out killing dark people?

If you ever wondered why jarheads hate squids.

This is why.

C'mon, jarheads and squids like each other much better than they do the Air Force or Army.

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>> ^supersaiyan93:
Technically......they're on a "ship".


they're on a boat, motherfucker!

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