Wow, news story with this anyone??

Story here: http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2008/11/20/alberta-meteor.html

They're heee-errr

Meteorites? or UFOs? DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Sorry, folks. That was me. Had twenty bucks' worth of Taco Bell for lunch, then found out the wife wanted a steak when I got home late for supper. So as I generously tried to light the barbecue for her, I felt a little of that rootytootin' Taco Bell lower abdominal pressure, and, well... you know...

Some fool was backing up a police car and caught the action on tape. This sift is actually played backwards.

If anyone in the greater Calgary area happens to find a barbecue embedded in their roof, well I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

That's Heidemarie's greasy tool bag.

Wow! Cool!

Remember: It's only a matter of time folks...

yes Heidemarie's tool bag funney if it was

>> ^Retroboy:
Sorry, folks. That was me. Had twenty bucks' worth of Taco Bell for lunch, then found out the wife wanted a steak when I got home late for supper. So as I generously tried to light the barbecue for her, I felt a little of that rootytootin' Taco Bell lower abdominal pressure, and, well... you know...

Bullshit. No one could eat $20 worth of Taco Bell.

CANADIAN dollars.

That's very impressive. I saw that big one back in the mid nineties, and that was impressive, but this knocks that one down several rungs.

Whenever you see something like this, you have to worry that it might be an old Soviet nuclear-powered satellite which failed to eject its core properly, and that the next morning you're going to look in the mirror and find your hair falling out and your teeth singing show tunes a capella and spinning around in their sockets.

Canadian citizens awoke today to the tragic news that an overnight meteorite impact failed to destroy Alberta. Eyewitnesses say the Armpit of Canada was still exactly where it was last night before they went to bed, despite being impacted by roughly 1/2 ton of falling space rocks.

"Oh, geeze -- the least it coulda done was take out Saskatchewan, eh?" said Calgary resident Bob Horton. "Perfectly good meteorite impact and it didn't even scorch Edmonton! What do we gotta do to get ridda this place, eh? Can't the Americans test nuclear weapons or something here? I mean, talk about Hoserville!"

The Prime Minister said free beer and back-bacon would be provided to the sufferers of the non-destruction of the Provence. Further, he said Canada would look into the idea of carving a giant target into Alberta's endless wheat fields in case there's another bollide looking for a place to impact.