Doing what she does best; lookin' damn good. Nice summary.

Goddamnit they are all tasteful shots.

Does this qualify as a self-link?

>> ^Throbbin:
Does this qualify as a self-link?


definitely. ban me.

megan won't believe it when i tell her.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

I keep telling her not to lounge in my business shirts in the morning - gets that icky girl smell in them.

the fried chicken part is what did it for me...

Wasn't chicken. Probably body parts of the man she destroyed the night before.

She's hot, but she has clubbed thumbs. Sorry, but that's a deal breaker. I knew I was too good for her.

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Looks *dead to me.

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this video won't die. not on my watch.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
She's hot, but she has clubbed thumbs. Sorry, but that's a deal breaker. I knew I was too good for her.


I wasn't born with thumbs!

Dag: Uh huh. Prove it.

Look, I agree she's smokin'. But this sort of self indulgence drives me nuts. It's somewhat unattractive imo. Not that that stopped me from watching the whole damn video.

What woman keeps her tits locked up in a bra all night? I find this unrealistic.

Also, lol at the Miller Light product placement.

I have no issue with tattoos, but hers are awful! But other than that, she's smokin

Yep, she obviously used to be a man. Obviously.

>> ^dag:
I keep telling her not to lounge in my business shirts in the morning - gets that icky girl smell in them.

The worst part is she used your shirt to clean up after I was done with her.

She is quite the hottie, but all I could think about was that bathing suit was going to leave weird tan lines. Somethings wrong with me.

>> ^JAPR:
What woman keeps her tits locked up in a bra all night? I find this unrealistic.

What woman wakes up with perfect hair and makeup pre-applied.

I, for one, would like to welcome our new eminently-accurate-last-name overlords.

The sleeping in the underwear really bugged me. Wouldn't date a girl that sleeped in her underwear. Or swimsuit? Hard to tell.

But, the stockings made me forget all about it. Men are so simple.

>> ^Farhad2000:
>>^JAPR:
What woman keeps her tits locked up in a bra all night? I find this unrealistic.
What woman wakes up with perfect hair and makeup pre-applied.


Gentlemen, I shall take upon myself the burden of devoting my life to determining the answers to your queries. No don't try and stop me, I know it's a lot to sacrifice, but sometimes, in the name of science, sacrifices must be made.

Hopefully, over and over and over and over and ov.....huh, I drifted off there. What was I talking about?

Esquire: We want you to go to Megan Fox's house, hang out with her, and film/photograph her all day. Here's some money for beers and bbq.

Photographer: *mind explode*

>> ^Bruti79:
Esquire: We want you to go to Megan Fox's house, hang out with her, and film/photograph her all day. Here's some money for beers and bbq.


Bet he was gay. What a waste.

the bad aspect ratio really ruins this for me

They would put her to death for this in the recently capitulated parts of Pakistan.

She's going to be so pissed when she finds out you've written all over her in her sleep.

Somewhere in Saudi Arabia, a camel is missing a toe.

Music? who is this

Something in my pants is transforming!

>> ^song77:
Music? who is this


Chris Cornell "Climbing Up the Walls".

Just saw Chris last Monday. He rocked it up!

>> ^kymbos:
She's going to be so pissed when she finds out you've written all over her in her sleep.


They're instructions for when she loses her memory.

Don't trust the skull, Megan.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
She's hot, but she has clubbed thumbs. Sorry, but that's a deal breaker. I knew I was too good for her.


Nobody is perfect, it's just the photoshop'd pictures that fool you into thinking that.

Besides that, I didn't really notice. I wasn't looking at her hands in that video.

I don't know what it is about her... or me... but I just don't find her very attractive. It's strange because if you break her down into pieces they seem like they would add up into something magnificent, but the whole is just... meh.

Am I the only one on this boat?

I know exactly what you mean, Lucky. It's either everything works together or it doesn't with me. I don't find most supermodels and star actresses very attractive. Porn stars are even worse, I hate false titties.

It kinda makes me sad that without the shots flying by and the music and the lightning, all extra in other words she wouldnt seem nearly as hot D: it would look more like a B class porn film, not that i know how those look D:

>> ^lucky760:
I don't know what it is about her... or me... but I just don't find her very attractive. It's strange because if you break her down into pieces they seem like they would add up into something magnificent, but the whole is just... meh.
Am I the only one on this boat?


I've found Odette Yustman to be more attractive. She's the chick who was smoking out with Tim Meadows in Walk Hard; plus she's been in other stuff. She gets compared to Megan Fox a lot apparently.

But I'll still give it all up for Michelle Pfeiffer in Ladyhawke.

I think Megan Fox is somewhat attractive the same way EVERY FUCKING MODEL IS. I guess what I mean is that the very strict guidelines that society set on female physical beauty is too narrow of a criteria, and now every model looks the same. How we generally rate beauty is by how close the person meets these standards, and they get points taken away for any so-called "deformity" that doesn't match the accepted definition.

So now models are simply differentiated by their ethnicity and their hair color (I realize there are little exceptions, so don't bother pointing that out. You get my point).

Does anybody else find this boring?

I absolutely do Abel, I'm quite sick of every single model and all the 'hottest' actress' looking pretty much the same anymore. It's why I personally think some of the most beautiful famous women don't meet those standards. Women like Laura Prepon, Kristen Kreuk, Kirsten Dunst, Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett (who was the biggest reason to watch Benjamin Button lol. She was stunningly beautiful in that movie.) Not to mention some of the extraordinarily beautiful asian actresses around the world, like Ziyi Zhang.

None of these women meet that exact 'super hotty' look of long, lanky, skinny with the same thin little face and sparkling eyes. But to me they are some of the most beautiful women in hollywood.

Don't get me wrong, Megan Fox is gorgeous and wonderful to look at, but she is simply more of the same exact look that every white early 20's model looks like these days. That same air-brushed look.

Someone tell this flavor-of-the-month the month is long over.

She has no taste in beer and eats like a pig.

>> ^lucky760:
I don't know what it is about her... or me... but I just don't find her very attractive. It's strange because if you break her down into pieces they seem like they would add up into something magnificent, but the whole is just... meh.
Am I the only one on this boat?


Show us a perfect woman.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
She's hot, but she has clubbed thumbs. Sorry, but that's a deal breaker. I knew I was too good for her.


Sharp knees too, I'd bet?

My cousin is basically as hot as Megan Fox and looks almost exactly like her. Takes some of the fun out of it.

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