Is there a Bristol Smell Scale too? Sometimes my shit smells like rotten eggs and other times like elephant crap. I just want to make sure I'm healthy.

Great first sift. I'm expecting a lot more like this! hahaha

Yay, let's make a *poop *stool channel!

Btw, I find the narrator's deadpan *comedy voice rather amusing.

Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by hpqp.

stool penetrometer: the new euphemism for rear-roaming dicks.

hmm, Stingray may be onto something w/ the Bristol Stool SMELL Scale... how about:

1 • The ninja (no smell at all)
2 • Eau du doo (a faint, heady aroma)
3 • Fried chicken (what's cookin'?)
4 • The rotten egg (somebody light a match)
5 • The drag strip (burnt rubber / asphalt)
6 • Mustard gas (noxious, eye-watering)
7 • Hiroshima (don't even think about lighting a match)

Individual results may vary.

I smell a Sift Talk poll coming up!

Anyone find it ironic that the veggie/vegan crap is named sausage and the meat eaters crap is corn on cob?

I eat the hell outta some steaks, and I'm hovering comfortably at #4 on the scale.