"she's got a man beside her, he's a good provider, but he not hittin' the walls, and workin' the middle, like that dawg, she havin' that sneaky sex with".......this is incredible.....

This is some of the funniest shit ever!! Paul Mooney's woman!!

*eternal upvote

michie has been awarded one eternal upvote by goldstar member choggie.-siff'bott

michie? MICHIE?

I'm away for a week and I get a name change and a sex change? Grrrrr .....

awww fuck man, scuse me....heheheh that's pretty bad.....I blame the marijuana mostly, there catfez..........

michie still gets the eternal upvote..........!!choggie is awarded hatte....maudlin you can have whatever you want......I still bees laughin'....

wow, holy shit! My old chef used to say shit like this all the time- he used to extemporise about this until all hours of the night, about women this, and hunger that, and control this and power that. Heh, upvote for reminding me of my crazy roman chef.

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Awww damn, Alexis, you have some magnetism that only comes with speaking the truth....please come back????!! Pleasssseeeee????

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Crap. I am on the hunt for another copy.

It's still on devil ducky here: http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/

Can anyone grab it?

i blame the bong water LOL chog ya rascal, i'm *eternally grateful.
* gives maudlin her dress back * thanks maudlin borrowed some of ya lipstick aswell

*undead

Huh? I *undeaded it, fixed the link, and it won't come back? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

(And thanks, michie. I'll overlook the fact that my dress looked better on you.)

The link to this video has been fixed (undead called by original submitter maudlin)

*boots Siftbot lovingly in the ass

.....he screwin' her into slavery, by usin' his penis as weapon, to BREAK HER ASS DOOOWWN"!....oh god, this some of the most righteously funny material........all elements, venue, dialect.....what a melange!!!

Tags changed from "penis,vagina,power,jackrabbit,unreal" to "penis, vagina, power, jackrabbit,bottom" by gold star member choggie.

PRICELESS

waiting to promote this michie.....next up, front page, and the woman with alllll the answers....available: 15 hours 37 minutes

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peenus?

hooray for the south!!! that south pole, baby!!!

Interesting stuff. Straight talking.

how the hell can a woman know less about women than the average man ?

5/5 for breaking logical laws.

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lol Choggie won't rest until EVERYONE has seem this. Hilarious stuff, though

Choggie hearts vagina power

So many odd diction choices. And what the heck is with all the references.

You could cut everything she said in ten minutes down to less than 10 sentences. Up vote for the crazy run-on sentences.

Sounds like she has experience with this topic.

sometimes i laugh at crazy irish talk. so i understand that its likely your not being racist. but i just wanted to point out that here in chicago its common that when people view these types of recordings they just start making fun. i usually think...... so what its a different culture. why is it so " funny"? do you have to laugh at stuff simply because your not accustomed to it?

ok bighaid, here's it inna nutshell-
Most idiot sticks from the last couple of generations, have racism all fucked up- They seem to think that the simple use of a word in the lexicon, or the mention of some colloquialism or vernacular, the simple act of speaking it, warrants a racist label.

If I write the word nigger, or chink, or frog, the flags go up, the alarms go off, in their finite, tunnel-reality minds, and they recoil, disassociate and distance themselves from the perpetrator, and cry "RACISM!!", from their insulated, enlightened mountain top, because of course, they have no "isms" they deal with, their viewpoints and sensibilities being the most progressive, humane, etc, etc, barf my guts out.

This woman, iMHO, knows she has a gift-she is as funny as the best comedians in the world, and has missed her calling, wasting time on access Atlanta..(incidentally, I called the station, wanting to speak with this Nubian goddess, and get her books, and auto =graph, hell, buy her dinner and talk about vagina power, till we were both high on truth-)

She may or may not be genuine, there is more research needed-

BIGHEAD, your comment about some folks in Chicago who make fun???-Assholes who cannot appreciate the wealth that people, other than their own, their family, dumb-ass friends, etc., are easy to spot-I don't know why you don't find Alexis funny, enlightening, etc., you probly' do not have a history around black folks...(to write or say African-American, borders on abhorrent for this sifter, because it is contrived newspeak bullshit, the cultural ejaculations of as twisted of induviduals as any KKK lifetime members) so you don't laugh, because you either have no sense of humor, no cultural experiences outside your comfortable tunnel-reality, or, you are a racist, posing as some holier-than-thou, progressive-or, all these observations could be wrong, and I am an Irishman, who takes offence at the word "CRAZY" and "IRISH", in the same sentence-What's in your :accustomed to" wallet???

One of my favorite lines from a comedian, Paul Mooney, (look him up) is from a response to his brand of high-comedy-

I paraphrase, this god among men-
"You don't want me to say nigger?? White folks invented the word and they don't want me to say it, ain't that a bitch!!??-I say nigger a hundred times every morning, it makes my teeth white, "nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger.....Nigger!!!"

Now-I am a white American male-and there are no doubt some out there reading this who think that I am a racist, and guess what???/ That is THEIR problem, not mine, knee-grow!!!

Vote registered... as promised.

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I had no idea I was so influential.

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