This even made me hard.

Flaccid like my cock.

Let's all talk about our penises.

Preferable to English.

*shlick shlick shlick*

For some reason I thought I read, "Liv Tyler Can Speak to Elvis"

It's only attractive cos she's using a husky voice for it..

Though i will say she looked FAR more attractive than ever before in elf ears. I don't understand why, but them's the facts.

Yeah but someone speaking in German could use a husky voice and there's not a chance I'd find it attractive. I love the way the words roll around the mouth, they just sound so beautiful, male or female speaking it

Nice. Mmm, Liv.

cellar door

NNNNNNN eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddd !

She's had work done, which is why some find her more attractive now. Me, I preferred her natural face above everything. Sure she's getting older and once you hit 30 you cannot find work doing a movie unless you've had some plastic surgery. But I think she was still gorgeous and I hate that aspect of Hollywood.

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For some reason I thought I read, "Liv Tyler Can Speak to Elvis"


That's a coincidence, for some reason I thought I read "Live Tyler Can Still Speak English"

I like the way the words roll out of her mouth, leaving room for..

..a sandwich.>> ^deathcow:

I like the way the words roll out of her mouth, leaving room for..

...some light bulbs and safety deposit box keys!!

listen to that man, he is phenomenal