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Legitimate Rape by a bunch of Grannies

submitted by eric3579

1 decade 2 years 6 months 2 weeks ago

“Legitimate rape” is great birth control.
So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know.
If we are raped we can rest unafraid,
‘Cause we can’t get pregnant if forcibly laid.

Our female bodies are clever that way,
We only get pregnant when we say “okay.”
Doctors have told him, so it must be so,
The stork only comes if we don’t say “No!”

Rape won’t make babies and that is a fact;
There’s no global warming; the Earth’s really flat.
We heard it on FOX News so it must be true.
Well, Mr. Akin, we say “FUCK YOU!”

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GILF's doing good.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Friday, August 24th, 2012 8:43am PDT - promote requested by lurgee.

*Promote the Grannies who still have a spark in life and stick up for what they believe in!

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Friday, August 24th, 2012 9:22am PDT - promote requested by Sagemind.

ant

*music

Adding video to channels (Music) - requested by ant.

ant

*livemusic

*NSFW

Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by walle because walle is not privileged - sorry.

Wow. I want to abort my eardrums.

Ooooh, that was lovely!

And *nsfw but so what?

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by bareboards2.

This is great.

*dead

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by Trancecoach.

Awarding UsesProzac with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

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