Jerry Springer, America's Best.

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Oh man. Where do they find these trogs?

did i see some tiger style there?

You know, my first inclination (denial?) was to assume that these were talented, young, starving actors merely wanting to ply their craft and pay the rent, in which case I would look on with admiration, in awe of their ability to emulate the mentally/culturally/genetically impaired...

But then I (briefly) dated a girl that told me that her ex-brother-in-law was one of the idiots on this show and I knew he wasn't an actor...

>> ^rougy:
Jerry Springer, America's Best.


when i was barefoot and pregnant and 19 and married to abusive white trash, id bring him a quart of miller high life from the fridge at 10am so he could watch his springer and drink his morning brew... then id get back on my knees and scrub my blood off the baseboards.

fuck these people.

Yes, fuck them. Jerry's glorification of white trash will stand forever as a monument to his callousness.

There's one mention of Kung Fu and suddenly the only woman of asian ethnicity is the most interesting person in the crowd. WTF?

This cannot all be real.

long live the judo chop of death.

Did you see those chops he was throwing? His day job must be a lumberjack, because I bet he can cut down trees with his bare hands.

>> ^rougy:
Jerry Springer, America's Best.


No, his audiences are America's best.

"Exploit the Stupid" - Apparently there's money in it!

Would have been a rocket to #1 if 'Little Wayne' just kicked the crap out of him.

I'm beginning to wonder if the ocean is the source of all American intelligence. I notice that the further you get from the ocean, the stupider Americans become.

Oregonians excepted, of course.

I can't upvote this... Jerry Springer is a real low point of society, the laughing and pointing at stupidity should have no part in entertainment. (Oh, I'm sure you can come up with instances where I have)

It's worse than just seeing someone doing something stupid and laughing at that, it's bringing them in to be stupid (apparently unawares) and laugh at them, it's setting them up for poking fun at them.

It's really not nice at all.

>> ^Mi1ler:
did i see some tiger style there?


I saw some drunken monkey there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9wq7QC1Qi0
He lulls you into believing he's inebriated then POW!

eeeeyeah. what a show.

i'll pass, thanks.

Bumpkinjitsu

This video. It delivers.

Luls, at the end... Just say no to crack!

Chucky Norris and Jane Clod Van Damme FTW!

If you're a fan of Springer, you have got to check this shit out.

>> ^obscenesimian:
Yes, fuck them. Jerry's glorification of white trash will stand forever as a monument to his callousness.


It's actually just a silly TV show...

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Legend of the Meth Addict Master?
or
Crouching Redneck, Hidden Trailer Trash?
or
Enter the Yokel?

This reminds me of the time I went to LA. The guy showing me around was the son of a major Hollywood ghostwriter but a lot of the kids we hung out with were of the Hollywood bottom-feeding persuasion.

So, we were at this house drinking in some guys yard and I was talking to this punky looking chick and I asked her what she did for a living and she said, "I'm a professional audience member." It just about blew my mind, there are PROFESSIONAL audience members? I had no idea! I think I totally lost it for a minute or two as she continued to explain that she had been fired from shows like Jerry Springer for making faces and such. That was probably my most significant memory of LA besides the great Mexican food and screaming through the Scientology HQ.

and when the real flight started...kung fu out of the window, hair pulling and ball squeezing are in...

HA! That person surely is lower-class and undereducated!

Clearly fake!

clearly *dead

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