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John Tesh is an ALIEN! N.A.T.A.S.

submitted by K0MMIE

1 decade 7 years 1 week ago

From Cracked.com: There was a conspiracy theory tossed around for awhile that John Tesh was actually an alien sent here to soften up Earth for an eventual alien invasion by sending subliminal messages through his stint hosting Entertainment Tonight and his new age music.

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Religiously, I mystically chant and recite on mic's
At astronomical heights
Guided by the northern lights
Poltergeist, masquerade as Christ, entice like Heidi Fleiss
Trying ta put the righteous on ice
You're a holographic device, I simply see through
Robotic like R2D2, I'm original like Hebrews
-excerpt from Tesh's, "Jedi Mind Tricks "

CaptainPlanet420

I'm def. not gonna watch this video, but I will upvote it because it mentions my life's hero - Sir John Tesh. I would also like to mention that as I was listening to his radio show today, 4 out of 5 doctors recommend the John Tesh Talk Show. Intelligence for work, intelligence for life.

omg thats so funny

well, now I am convinced also. I mean, there was camera interference, people. That proves it.

Discarding this video. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 4 days.

DISCARDED!?!? Come ON!!!!!!!

I would save it if I could, KOMMIE....

*save

Saving this video from the discard pile and sending it back to the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, December 10th, 2007 11:47am PST - save requested by eric3579.

theaceofclubz

I've known this for years. My tinfoil hat decodes the signals. Its also quite fashionable.

I don't think you guys are taking this seriously...

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