Damn, looks like Carrot Top has fallen on hard times.

HAIRNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, but has he actually cut them all the way through? I would say not, so you're left with pizza with essentially perforation marks that you still have to tear apart.

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Yeah, but has he actually cut them all the way through? I would say not, so you're left with pizza with essentially perforation marks that you still have to tear apart.
just like toilet paper...i bet it tastes like that too

"I'm wasting my life..."

the last one in slow motion, the cuts dont seem to cross anywhere near the middle, to me anyhow.

i know its being pedantic and all, but if you're cutting pizza for a job, at least dont screw it up.

So this is why the pizzas I order are never cut right...

Yeah, not very impressive when all the slices are lop-sided.

I can never comfortably eat Little Caesar's again. The last time I ordered bread-sticks there, there was a lot of very long hair running through the entire row of bread. It was sickening.

Now that's some chick charming pizza skills right there.

Cut the damn pizza like a normal person. It sucks having to pick up the whole pizza, rip off a piece pulling a ton of cheese and toppings with it and your left with a pizza that looks like it just got Sandusky'd.

as mentioned by everyone else.. this aint cutting..

Insane pizza scoring skills.

If you can comfortably order a large pizza for five dollars, you have larger issues. At least these guys work for a business that will reward their innovation and skill.

Heretics! The only way to cut pizza is with a mezzaluna.

I've wanted to invent pizza-cutter holsters ever since I worked in a pizza shop.

you'd think they'd have some template cutter that you just press into the pizza. That's instant and accurate...