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red shirt guy FTW

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This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

Took me a moment to get it but yeah - it appears to be a series of interviews with "real" (self-professed) scientologists with the scat guy edited in to accentuate the already ridiculous answers.

Pretty funny...

>> ^Pooterius:
This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.


But then how else will the curious and gullible public learn about how scientology reveals that your heart is infact an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins?!

the real ones in this video are truly scary -- like something out of the Stepford series.

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Putting your dick in a collapsed star does NOT feel as good as fucking Saturn's ring. My dick does not need to be more spaghettified, thank you very much.

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lol, yeah I saw the real one on youtube, no comments and no embed allowed of course

I'm still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on pluto...

That guy is awesome! I want one.

i'm left wanting to enter brunette scientology girl's pink softness as she gently coaxes my white love treacle to Womanhood and womb.. her grinding pelvis shrieking in rawness.. jolts of being becoming inside her.. of degredation, of delight, and the fury..

is it me, or if you remove the comedy red shirt guy, this tells you fuck all about scientology...

scientology is *mumble* *mumble* buy the book!
fuck you all.

9 eleven was not a natural disaster f*cktard from the clip............

I'm sorry Pooterius, but if you ACTUALLY, even for a moment believed that to be real... then you're a prime candidate for the Nigerian Scam, male potency enhancing pills, and, well, Scientology.

I love that the ad on this page is the Scientology 'get the facts' ad... urgh... man I hope they get destroyed soon somehow.

"It's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the Goo Goo dolls."

Now, why haven't the Scientologists been able to express what they do so succinctly before?!

I think that quote will stay with me forever.

I am a suggestible idiot. I am a Scientologist.

Thank God! That some one else noticed that man saying "where ever there's NATURAL DISASTERS, like 911!!!!!" they are there to help...
Handing out 20 pounds of rations of ICE!

FUCKING AMAZING!

Apparently being a scientologist is like going to the movies and being young! Sign me up, I do love the theatres.

And that guy is awesome, he made this video watchable.

I see plenty of Scientology-knocking in here, and that's great. I just hope you're all atheists doing it (and realizing that statistically, you're probably not). Scientology like any religion is based on a set of ridiculous assertions that have no basis in reality nor are backed with any factual evidence. If you're a theist knocking Scientology, you're making the rest of the world laugh and embarassing yourself and you'd be better off to just keep it to yourself.

what if i'm a pastafarianist? we have scientific proof of our beliefs..

http://www.scq.ubc.ca/direct-physical-evidence-supporting-the-existence-and-infallibility-of-the-flying-spaghetti-sp-noodle-monster/

"..Pretty much any Natural disaster; scientology is there...9/11, the Tsunami..."

WTF - lol, it's not the 'comic' bit - he called 9/11 a 'natural' disaster!

I know this is old and I can't *promote nor do I know how videosift works with adding comments to old videos as no one may ever see this yet I had to comment. I found it interesting that 1 person can ruin the whole bunch. I'm not defending Scientology or any religions here.
If you take this same model/idea of this video parody and apply it to Christians and Muslims and their religions, you can see how badly it perverts the message by having one "nutcase" claim to be of that religious affiliation but is way off-base of the true claims.
Here our conclusion (although I/we may admittedly be predeterminantly biasing Scientologists as kooks) that affiliates of Scientology are "out of this world" in their beliefs or at least strengthens unjustifiably our negative preconceptions.
In short, all Muslims are terrorists because we believe them to be so and our brush with Islam happens to come through as the dirtied image of extremists. Also, all Christian are Creationists who talk of the rapture and pray for a cure for "The Gay" affliction.
/end of sarcasm and rant

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gggggeee, I can and will *promote this. Yes this guy completely trashes Scientology, but if you actually look into Scientology or listen to Tom Cruise on Scientology and see how ridiculous it truly is, you will realize that this is quite good parody. I'm not saying that Scientology is much more ridiculous than Christianity or most other religions, but those were written so long ago that you can't really blame the writers for what they did, Scientology on the other hand was written by a megalomaniacal science-fiction writer.

I have rewatched this parody quite a few times and it still cracks me up

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I like several things he says, but especially:

"It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes."

That's exactly what all these other space aliens sound like when they try to explain what "it" is. Scientology is NOT just like every other religion. No other religion is so clearly documented as a money-sucking scam. Read the well researched Hubbard bio, BARE-FACED MESSIAH on the Xenu website. No other religion keeps their genesis story secret until you reach the $200,000 level, and then you find out it is Xenu! Hubbard pasted religion on his self-help hypnosis scam, and 99.X% of the people who are alive today, and got roped into Hubbard's scam when he was alive, are no longer in the cult.

They never put old people in these videos because they are so f'd up and unintelligible, they can't even fake exuberance anymore. It is like they make a ploy for lonely, desperate young people who want new friends, and to try something mysterious, but Scientology is no longer a mystery.

Hubbard's REAL claims are as far out as red shirt's proclamations. DC-8 replicas 75 million years ago, and streets that look "much the same as they do today."

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